❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜
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❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜
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@blacktaint.
It had been a particularly long day of grading papers (how did so many of his pupils miss the question on where he’d had his first kiss? It was in three of his novels...), and he had only just gotten to the dwindling stack of letters from lovesick school girls. It had gotten smaller and smaller over the weeks that he had begun working at Hogwarts, but he assumed that was only because the workload had gotten quite heavy for everyone -- surely it couldn’t be because girls had begun to dislike him or lose interest, that was ludicrous. He picked up a bulky letter and when he opened it he found a few neatly wrapped chocolates inside, and a very charming albeit sloppily written note from an anonymous sender. His stomach gurgled at the sight and, despite him staying away from too many sweets (bad for his teeth and stomach) he had skipped dinner and so he didn’t feel too guilty as he ate one of the candies. Though, immediately after he ate it he felt... different... a longing he had never known welled up inside his chest and he found himself scrambling to collect his things and rush out of his classroom. Gilderoy had to see him, and if not now then when? He hurried down the empty halls, all the children surely having gone back to their common rooms, and headed toward the dungeons. When he reached Potions he was pleased to see light flickering from under the gap in the door, and he quickly strode inside, “professor? Are you there?”
blacktaint.
he wants to murder this man. a drawn out sigh escapes his lips as he glances at Lockhart with a harsh glare. “ — jealous? you think I am jealous of you?” he could feel his blood pressure rising as he tries to compose himself. “ — do you honestly think that the Headmaster gave you the job because you were suited?do not make me laugh, Lockhart.”
He throws an arm around Severus’ shoulders and lets out a hearty laugh. “Well, don’t feel too embarrassed over that. It’s quite common other men get jealous of me -- I mean, to be fair, there’s quite a lot to envy. But I should never wish anyone to feel down on themselves by trying to compare to me -- really, that’s just an unattainable goal to strive for.” Gilderoy nods, seemingly oblivious to the anger bubbling inside of his counterpart, “he always does things for a reason.”
blacktaint.
“ — Lockhart, I believe that the students do not give a damn about you shaping their minds. Their minds are lost to the rubbish you give them.”
Smile falters for a second, but he can’t resist showing off his dazzling pearly whites, so he continues to grin, “rubbish? Why, is that your jealousy rubbing off? I’m sorry you didn’t get the Darks Arts position but, you see, Dumbledore found me much more suited... I’m sure you can see why, can’t you? And besides, the Potions dungeon suits you.”
it has been 54 years since i’ve logged into this asshole’s blog but he’s back and horrible as ever
blacktaint.
sees lockhart. “ — fuck.”
“Always a pleasure, Professor Snape, but please refraining from using such profanity, we’ve got young minds to shape and they’ll pick up on that, you know.”
STARTER CALL. like this post for a small - ish starter tomorrow.
thinking about gilderoy in relationships and laughing because it honestly could nearly never work with him. he’s so self-driven and really selfish and like a borderline sociopath. any romantic relationship with him would only be for his own self-gain and i doubt he’d be able to actually love some one completely and unconditionally. he cares about fame and wealth and recognition. i think a small part of him may crave love from some one that isn’t conditional but ... it’s not a part that surfaces often 8}
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kicks him ~
i wouldn’t do that unless u want a 10 hour discussion on all of gilderoy’s martial arts knowledge and how to properly kick ppl more painful than being kicked in the face with cleats tbqh
*gilderoy voice* hello pls love me
starter for pxmfrey.
Admitting that you couldn’t do something was hard... but for Gilderoy it was nearly impossible... even though he was bad at a good ninety percent of things he claimed to excel at. But after he’d foolishly let the Pixies free in class he’d suffered quite a few knicks and scratches... a few bite marks, and he was almost certain one had managed to take a chunk out of his ear before he’d escaped. So he made his way up to the hospital wing discreetly and slid in, throwing a beaming smile at the matron. “I could easily take care of all this myself, however, I know how much you enjoy your job, and who would I be to deny you the pleasure of treating my wounds?”
starter for expulsiion.
“Miss Granger, always a pleasure.” He caught her on the way out of class, after Ron and Harry were already long gone. “I assume you’re feeling better? I heard about your... mishap... you did get my letter, didn’t you?” His tone seemed to indicate a need for recognition of his ‘kindness’, even though a light worry wrinkled his face.
STARTER CALL. like this post for a small - ish starter tomorrow.
small thing with this blog just .. i won’t be fully active on here until about september 2nd, only because i’m doing a six day work week, and then i have one day off and then another day of work and then i’m going to pax prime for 3 days and then more work so ... september 2nd will be my best bet on being officially active. this goes for my other blogs, too, and i’ll post this there to but!! just a warning i’m going to be dicking around and not super active until then.
starter for slytherrus.
“Ah, glad I caught you,” he says as if it’s a coincidence he’s standing outside the potions dungeon... as if he hadn’t been waiting there a solid thirty minutes just so he could catch him before he ran off. “Can you spare just a moment? I need to request a your assistance with something -- well worth your while, I assure you.”
starter for bloodyhcll.
“Weasley, Weasley, I’m so glad I caught you.” He clamps a large un-calloused hand on her shoulder and then spins around so he’s standing in front of her, effectively blocking her way out of his classroom. “Now how is our friend Harry doing? Terrible what happened to his arm... terrible accident... seems not even my expertise in healing spells could help -- have you gone up to see him? I do miss seeing our prodigal boy in class.”
starter for warmhandtohold.
“Excuse me -- I just caught you staring. And I know what you must be thinking... ‘That’s Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award’ ... if you have something you’d like me to sign, I’d be happy to accommodate.” He follows this with a flash of perfect teeth, cocking his head to better gauge her reaction.