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But I still don’t want to have birth. How would you feel if you had to push a small human out of your vajeeper. I don’t think he’s gonna kiss me again, he’s a big nerd. Please don’t eat my face, that sounds like it hurts a lot.

[Nice box more like a box filled with MURDER. It’s filled with articles about your grandparents in a car accident. What’s he gonna do, he’s super close to your face. That makes you uncomfortable. He isn’t really gonna kiss you, he likes Kelly. Jesus chrisT, that scared you. You’re just gonna kiss his cheek again, mhmm.]

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Vajeeper oh my god, vajeeper is the funniest thing I've heard all week. I guess that would be kinda weird but hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Dammit Ty, I'm going to have to give him a stern talking to. I don't mean literally, I mean kisses!!

*Nice murder box, where did you get it. Shhh Kyla, Lachlan doesn't kiss on the first attic snuggle session. Maybe not the second or the third either, it takes a while. Perfect, you're gonna kiss hers again toO.*

#vajeeper literally made me cry laughing

This is weird.

#I like it!!#I haven't kissed anybody since the last time I slept with Daisy.#That was a while ago.

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Nooo, I won’t change my view. I don’t want to have KIDS, it sounds painful. I don’t wanna be in pain. If I kiss him he might not like it. He’s kissed me once but that was on Halloween.

[This attic isn’t creepy, this attic is nice. There’s nothing in it but a box and yourself, Lachlan, too. He might break you, maybe not. You’re super tough, you can handle this. He’s kissiNG YOU AGAIN. You’re gonna kiss him again, oooh.]

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It is but it's obviously worth it because if your mother hadn't had you then we wouldn't be cuddling and kissing each other's faces. He should totally kiss you again, if I got to be around you all the time like that I'd eat your face.

*Yes, nice attic, with a nice girl and a nice box I guess. He's not gonna break the dear Kyla. No Lachlan you're gonna do it, you're, gonna, do it, get your face closer, you're, gonna, SIKE YOU'RE JUST GONNA KISS HER NOSE, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR REAL KISSES YET.*

#kISSES UR WHINES AWAY

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LACHLAN NO. I’ve never had sex and I don’t want to, ew. Ty is super cute, MHMM. He has a black fohawk and freckles. He is really tall and loves to scare me.

[What the frick. This is weird, you’re just cuddling in the attic, goodness gracious. He’s snuggling y oU A LOT. You’re giggling a lot, you’re super tiny, what if he breaks you.]

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You might change your view on that when you get older, we just don't know. I bet your kids would be real cute!! You should totally kiss him I think. Maybe cuddle with him like we are!!

*What the frICK!!!!!!! This is fantastic though, even though attics are generally creepy. Shhh you won't break her, will you Lachlan? You can't break her 'cause if you do you might cry. Bring her head up, give her cheek another kiSS!!*

#lays on u!!!

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You’re gonna do SO MANY ADULT THINGS. But don’t have sex. Sex sounds like it hurts. I’m really tiny and I have a friend that’s super tall, it’s perfect. I will try to mEET HIM, I PROMISE. That’s really cut. Ahhh, thank you.

[What is he doing. Oh gosh. You’re just burying your face deeper into his neck. You’re laughing, you’re really hapPY.]

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Kyla honey, I've already had sex. It didn't hurt for me and I've never slept with a virgin so I dunno how bad it hurts for the girl. Exactly, height differences are cute!!

*You two are just cuddling in the floor, what the heck!! This is fantastic though, she's laughing and you're laughing, laughter is contagious!! She is really cute, you want to snuggle her lots. Oh wait, you're doing just that.*

#gives u apologetic kisses

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