pussy like a beatbox

call me charm. 29 ♀ black ✩ cat supremacist ฅ EDM enjoyer ♡

[charmingnegress]

Thinking about my coworker who told me she dumped her boyfriend because while he was recovering from surgery, in his medicated state while flailing about, "his thighs slapped together in a feminine way" which gave her the ick

[tugaymercan]

[charmingnegress]

Told the vet that my cat was being more affectionate than usual and he said " it's because of the drugs" and I almost said "ooh she took molly"

[fuckyeahsapphics]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HONEYS!👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈✨

[afroesoteric]

Pinkpantheress and Bktherula

[charmingnegress]

The vet said to give my cat kibble soaked in water due to the extractios. I wish y'all had seen the look she gave me when I put it down for her!

[medullam]

Symone Lu for Badland Magazine, ph. Sarah Feingold [2024]

[charmingnegress]

I want to talk about my book on here but I am paranoid as shit someone is going to steal my book ideas for their own

[cultca1ne]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[soteritty]

Erykah

[achillesinhighheels]

simone and bernie from daisy jones and the six

[secreds]

[noma-o]

Kemisola (@kemisolakiyesi)  by Noma Osula (@noma.o)

[viridianmoon]

[ferrethaver]

i love you lesbians and bisexual women in my phone you make my days brighter happy pride

[charmingnegress]

Manifest my cat doesn't need any teeth removed so I don't have to pay one william dollars

[charmingnegress]

No phone calls yet, so far so good!

[charmingnegress]

Better luck next time ladies 😿

[charmingnegress]

Loopy from her meds

[charmingnegress]

She's just sitting there staring at me like this 😭

[charmingnegress]

ktfo