[duskstormm-deactivated20180506]

in bed with the windows open while rain falls is the nicest feeling

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[idkprettygay]

the fact that this probably wouldn't have gotten this many notes without the second comment is what I am living for

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Tell me what I did to deserve this hurt when all I ever did was put everybody first

[idkprettygay]

It’s not about whether we deserve it or not. Conditional acts of love and unrealistic expectations of other people and how they’re going to treat you or behave and the people you choose to place in your life are all things that reflect parts of you that you need to change. The universe is throwing you a bone. Take it and run. Cut out all the limiting and toxic people places and things and PROSPER

[idkprettygay]

Also, maybe the fact that you never put yourself first is why you're hurting so much.

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Tell me what I did to deserve this hurt when all I ever did was put everybody first

[idkprettygay]

It's not about whether we deserve it or not. Conditional acts of love and unrealistic expectations of other people and how they're going to treat you or behave and the people you choose to place in your life are all things that reflect parts of you that you need to change. The universe is throwing you a bone. Take it and run. Cut out all the limiting and toxic people places and things and PROSPER

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[thorgyorgy]

Do you even believe in God?

[that-twink-over-there]

My last 2 brain cells

[kscotter]

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

“Oma gah”

[gif87a-com]

[hallucin8]

how much for a gram of attention

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

Just to put some context into this:

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

[pinof]

pit bulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

[bbulbasaurgarden]

This gifset is from a short called kitbull ! It’s very cute but also very sad and it made me cry when I watched it yesterday.

[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[cungadero]

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight

[pinof]

pit bulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

[bbulbasaurgarden]

This gifset is from a short called kitbull ! It’s very cute but also very sad and it made me cry when I watched it yesterday.

[desertislandcomics]

Sophia Foster-Dimino from the freshly arrived “Lovers Only” via Youth in Decline

[lesbofujo]

I think we need to talk about how dangerous softboy nerd sexual predators are. Every single time I’ve been creeped on or taken advantage of in college it wasn’t by a drunken jock fratboy. It was by a soft anxious nonthreatening nerd boy whose strategy was to get compassionate girls to feel sorry for him

[meryderpyderp-deactivated202207]

Men who say they’re Rick’s when they’re all actually Jerry’s. 

[eowynluna]

this is the first time i have seen this show referrenced to make i good point, and let me just say that it is about damn time

[identificat]

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

[psyducked]

Are you going?

[gonefashion]

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

[mnemophile]

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

[notchaoticiswear]

lgb-bq :’)

[rockonkiri]

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

[darren-fucking-chriss]

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

[kittyit]

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

[girlsmoonsandstars]

god damn it

[radical-f]

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

[cecaeliawitch]

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

[libertybill]

Holy fuck

[konigstigerr]

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

[gaypussyretard]

[klubbhead]

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[yourladyindank]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it