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The crew of the USS Enterprise wishes you a happy Valentine's Day!
Credits for Uhura and Scotty’s lines go to enterprisedating
[reboot edition]
makes sure everyone aboard the enterprise has a nice, secret card or gift that she made herself ( in some way ) left outside their quarters with their name.
Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.
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post breakup AUs
because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
“today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
“i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
“so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
“yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
“look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
“oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
“it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
“i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
“i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
“we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
“so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
“i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
“well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU
omg i love these
Do you ever just need to be touched? Not even in a sexual way, just touched. A hug, a pat on the back, a squeeze of your hand. Just fucking anything to make you feel like you’re still real.
( My muse for anything rp has disappeared these last.. 2 or 3 days, so I will get to the few things I owe once it decides to return. However, have this: Janice makes sure that every crew member has some sort of secret Valentine's Day gift/card of appreciation. Every single one. Even if they don't care for it. Because she's adorable like that. )
Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox
Domestic Starters 2.0
"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"
"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."
"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."
"I want to move in with you."
"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."
"What do you think about children?"
"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."
"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"
"You look like you could use a massage."
"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."
"I may have broken the dish washer."
"There's a spider in the shower!"
"I think I might be pregnant."
"I want to try for a baby."
"I want to adopt a child."
"You would make the perfect father/mother."
"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."
"I want to marry you."
"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"
"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"
"Did you eat all my oreos?"
"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
"I've got a romantic surprise for you."
"Let's just stay in bed."
"Get back into bed."
"Can you call in sick today?"
"I just want to lie here all day with you."
"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."
"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"
"We can't afford this!"
"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."
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ladies wanted more in the reboot. [insp.]
Janice Rand, Gaila, Carolyn Palamas, and Christine Chapel.
Chris De Burgh - Lady in Red
ESFJ: Janice Rand, “Star Trek: The Original Series”
The Provider, The Harmonizer, The Caretaker
Yeoman Janice Rand was meant to be a regular lead character on The Original Series, sort of the Girl Friday to Captain Kirk. Halfway through the first season, actress Grace Lee Whitney was unceremoniously fired, much to the consternation of the other cast members. Many ugly stories exist about why it happened, but suffice to say Whitney was having a tough go of it at that point in her life.
Years went by, and Whitney recovered from the ordeal. She made cameos in the movies, became a born-again Christian and an advocate for those fighting addiction and substance abuse, and rocked the red one last time in an episode of Voyager (but sadly, not the beehive). On May 1, 2015, just two months after we lost Leonard Nimoy, she passed away peacefully in her home.
This one’s for her.
Dominant Function: (Fe) Extraverted Feeling, “Relate to the Experience”
As Captain’s Yeoman, Rand has a lot of responsibility, and she seems to enjoy it. Fe-doms like to be useful and productive, to know that they’re contributing to the group. Rand’s always on the move, taking care of some task or another.
Rand gets fussy with the Captain, making sure he’s eating right—or at all—and even bringing him coffee in the middle of a crisis (“The Corbomite Maneuver”). She and Kirk often offer mutual emotional support, literally clinging to one another during a battle (“Balance of Terror”). There’s some attraction between the two, but they both prefer to keep it professional (“The Enemy Within”).
Rand brings meals to her friends on the ship, too, even though that’s outside her duties (“The Naked Time”). She’s popular among the crew, and flirts with the men—although she brushes off the Salt Vampire disguised as Lieutenant Green after she gets a creepy vibe from him (“The Man Trap”). She hangs out in the rec hall in her off hours, where she encourages her fellow Extraverted buddy Uhura to sing a song poking fun at Spock (“Charlie X”).
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Janice “Small but Mighty” Rand.
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If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.
aggressive/angry kiss
all over kiss
back kiss
cheek kiss
firm kiss
shy kiss
first kiss
forehead kiss
french kiss
gentle kiss
scar kiss
hand kiss
jawline kiss
last kiss
neck kiss
rain kiss
friendly kiss
chaste kiss
stomach kiss
underwater kiss
upside down kiss
spin the bottle kiss
an eskimo kiss
butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )
a kiss pressed to each fingertip
a kiss on the hairline
a kiss to the temples
a kiss to the corner of the mouth
a kiss to bruised skin
a kiss on the knuckles
Hot, Steamy kiss
Forced Kiss
Nose Kiss
Gentle Peck
Romantic Kiss
Eyelid Kiss
Collarbone Kiss
Chest/Breast Kiss
Kiss Along the Hips
Navel Kiss
Goofy Kiss
Forceful Kiss
Reunion Kiss
Then there’s tongue
Bear Hug
Sleepy hug
Cuddle hug
Unreciprocated hug
“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug
From behind hug
“Something scared me” hug
The Lift hug
One armed hug
The Leg hug
Friendly hug
The emotional hug
Failed hug
Run and Jump hug
Romantic hug
Side hug
Comforting hug
Family hug
Hug around waist
Clinging hug
‘’Don’t let go’’ hug
‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug
Warm hug
Awkward hug
Cold hug
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watching miss congeniality: just imagine the ladies on the enterprise deciding to do a beauty pageant just for fun & kirk being the host, acting like the total dork he is. that is all.