[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[monarobot]

Real

[sivavakkiyar]

thank you potato. I love you potato. Everyone praise the potato

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[kittydealer]

u/Creative-Category-60

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[pup-purgatory]

someone: are you okay?

me digging my own grave: what makes you say that?

[oliviawhen]

Some little illustrations of dogs reading to use up the last paint on my palette.

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[anxietyproblem]

[soranatus]

SINNERS By comic artist, Rombutan

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville