• Whose BMI’s soar past 42, not that they can always find a scale to confirm
• Whose bellies hide their trendy shorts (or bicycle shorts)
• Whose body fat hits 50% and could hardly stop as they recline more often - so they don’t have to carry all that weight (it’s a labor, we know!)
• Whose biggest nostalgia from the late 90’s was the phrase “Do you wanna supersize that?”
• Whose concerned social circles drop the charade as the friends/family realize they’ll never stop with those dauntingly sexy “Can I have some of yoooour food?” or the ever-infamous “Are you going to finish that?”
• Whose bodies become sexy sedentary marshmallows, expending the most effort between jerking their cocks (if they can reach, grab it) and getting more food
• Who invest in stools for cooking… because only those sucker skinny boys stand THAT long for food, right?
• Who have no pride when it comes to the comfort of a motorized scooter, seeing it as an eventuality and not an embarrassment… or a sexy embarrassment at the least.
•Who wear tight tees and will continue to do so when they’re 450 lbs, to let the world ogle their swaying, mesmerizing, jiggling belly as it peaks out for air… you try being bundled up with all that lard, some air is nice; don’t wanna sweat yourself out of a shirt anyway, huh?
• Whose libido is driven by the teasing/humiliation, hunger, feeding, being stuffed, and fantasizing of a fatter life… so nonstop horngry, basically!
Here’s to the fatties that make us light up, and those who don’t mind being extra sexy and obvious about how obese they’ve MADE THEM SELF in public.
For you, gentle wide men, we melt into puddles and long to see you. Keep being fat. Let the diet crazed lose their shit, because we’re drooling for you. And we suffer the tightness in our pants just to sneak as many glances as you’ll allow us :D
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