Katie Bell

"Yes he does, I never have to worry about Quidditch for me"

"Oh, yeah, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact your in his house. No wonder he's worse with everyone else, probably knows the only way Slytherin would win would be if the other teams were too busy working on essays for him to have their practices."

#c; malfoy

"Bloody hell, doesn't Snape even consider Quidditch when he assigns essays. I don't know how I'll be able to get this thing done."

#litdopen

Ew is right, this is so gross. Sometimes I wonder why I have to be a wizard. Even though I love Hogwarts, some crazy stuff happens here.

Yeah, but I guess it's all worth it in the end.

#c; dean

"It was hilarious, but of course you’d defend your precious Gryffindor" she says rolling her eyes. "I can steal some from Professor Snape, he’d just blame it on Potter" she scoffs. "Slow minded" she sneers" "To narrow it down you find a pattern"

#c; malfoy #omg I think everyone I know is at least somewhat attracted to her #she really is perfect

"Hey! I wouldn't defend all Gryffindors, just the ones I like. And I'd defend anyone I like, in any house for that matter," he huffed. "You know, normally I'd be opposed to that plan, but considering the circumstances...Alright, fine. So. Where to start? If there's anyone in the school not switched, they could be a suspect."

Exactly, we’re probably supposed to find out how it feels to have different… er, parts. Is this Hogwarts way of sexual education?

Merlin, it's worse than I thought. Well, Hogwarts surely does have some....interesting ways of teaching, but I've never heard of this being done in the past. Maybe it's some new thing they're testing out. Ew.

Draco groans. “Idiots really” he says shaking his head “Remember what I did to Dean” she giggles, she catches her giggle and puts her hand up to her face. “You know the veritaserrum I used to make Dean confess his love for Seamus? We need to narrow down who did it, and then use the potion on those people”

#c; malfoy #ugh I know the feeling #I was so obsessed with him for the longest time #still am in love with him quite a bit

Katie ran a hand through her weirdly short hair. "Yeah, I heard about that. Bit of an arse move if you ask me." His eyebrow raised as Malfoy said 'we'. "Oh yea? And how do you expect we narrow it down. It could have been anyone. How did you even manage to get the veritaserum anyways?"

Draco rolls his eyes “Don’t embarrass yourself. Never” she snarls. She glares at him and then looks at her skinny hands. “Well have you thought that maybe if we got the person who started this we could make him stop this fucking mess”

#omg yes #they're both so hot #and so are their original fc's #just a lot of hotness going around #c' malfoy

He smirked a little. "How can I be embarrassing myself if it's true?" Katie let out a sigh. He had a point. "Okay fine, you're right. But it's not like whoever did this is just going to step out and confess, especially not when the whole school wants their head."

I don’t think it was a teacher. Unless they wanted us to learn a lesson or something. But what would that even be?

Right, right. God, I have no idea. Learn to understand the opposite sex? Not that that is really an issue at Hogwarts though.

#au #c; dean

I just want to know who’s behind this and why they thought it was a good idea to prank half of the students.

Probably just someone who thought it would be funny to torture us. It seems pretty advanced don't you think? But.. I mean, it's not like a teacher could have done it.

#c; dean #au

"Of course you’d look like that" she sneers. "But what I really want to know is who thought this would be funny"

"Like what? Hot? Why Malfoy, you really are too kind," he joked. If he was going to be stuck like this, he might as well have a little fun. "I don't know. And, at the moment I could care less. I don't care who did it as long as it gets fixed, and fast.."

#c; malfoy

Yup, I don’t look that much different as a girl, do I? Anyways, I’m all confused and I think it’s happened to at least half of the school with all the unfamiliar faces.

Well, you're definitely not as hard to place as some of the others I've seen. Yeah, I think you're right. And everyone's walking around just as confused as we are.

#c; dean

"Draco" he mumbles. "And who are you?" he asks.