#yummay

Welcome to my Twitter

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Listen dog idk about you but I just knocked back a malt beverage wit real cane sugar and I've Already cried once and gotten a boner once. There's something to that.

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I had a bpd blog back in 2015 called flowerbpd and now I just be giving people that Aubrey Stare on ketamine. And my tattoo artist convinced me to come back to Tumblr after accidentally tattooing the word fart on me and I still read him blowfly girl. Because I'm not evil.

Because that's growth.

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I'm literally actually a normal guy probably and just don't worry about it basically I think

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This place is Twitter TO ME

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You bet on losing dogs? I just hit on rainbet for gay people

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U telling me I gotta pay for tumble primo to click out a ad #stinky

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Is it a faux pas to breeding kink tell someone you'd abort it rinse repeat

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Sometimes you have to hit them with the Aubrey Stare

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Sometimes, you fart. And then, well... you know what happens next. #stinky

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Alright man. My urethra literally burns for you but whatever dude.

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age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

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You seen those videos of adult men flippin pizza dough up n down n around they neck back and crack and it's sexy??

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Yea I got a boner and I'm in the waymo with a boner. And I'm listening to Pandora on shuffle with a boner in the waymo.