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ATX2Denver | I❤️🏡🎶

[growrotten]

hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew

[growrotten]

of course you do here he is

[nootydooty]

[ironwoman359]

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

[fangirltothefullest]

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

[ironwoman359]

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

[ammit420]

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

What

[ammit420]

i aint read this right my bad

[great-tweets]

sorry, professor whats his nuts

[caspercryptid]

[thelengendoffredchu]

I can’t stop laughing

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[amoying]

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

[fakehistory]

Rare photo of J.K. Rowling about to make a tweet (circa 2019)

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[trenchcoats-anonymous-deactivat]

I can smell the entitlement in the air

[volcel-official]

Oregon was a mistake

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

Oregon, what you doin???

[earlgreytea68]

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

[antyc67]

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

[gehayi]

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

[aphonicgod]

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

[safitheartist]

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

[versaceslut]

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

when straight people talk to gays

[wizzardhat]

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

[stachionalgeographic]

myspace but pronounced like versace

[virgoassbitch]

I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[chasethedank]

Before I pull the trigger on your private, do you do like pussy stuff or is it mostly soft stuff like tits?

its MOSTLY soft but its full nude and i do play with myself just not usually until later in the day

[chasethedank]

Are you still doing your private snap?

i am! i had to take a couple day break to deal with moving but im back at it (:

[chasethedank]

message me about private snap prices ❤️