Here's to the nights I can't remember.

Chelsea. 23. Taken. West Virginia.

[taylor-ruth]

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

[small-cabbage-deactivated201809]

Need me a freak like that

[chasingchelsea]

straight guy: what's ur bra size

me: AK-47 my brother

straight guy: fucking sweet

[fuks]

[chasingchelsea]

cat: meows from the other side of the house

me: WHAT

cat: continues to meow

me: IM IN THE LIVING ROOM

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is

[hogwartsninenine]

[steviemcfly]

I’m too hot

Hot damn

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[ruinedchildhood]

[bpd-root-deactivated20161003]

[weloveshortvideos]

marleen still can’t even take a compliment

[jav0nine]

Oh yeh! #koolaid 😂😂#ohyeh #DIY #builder #koolaidmanvoice

[gossipdiet-deactivated20201215]

Happy March 31st

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[aguasdelchavo]

trying to sound like a normal interested person in public

[seriousjones]

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

[micdotcom]

Watch: New anti-Trump ad reminds us of his own misogynistic words.

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

“i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”