NEVER, IN FACT, HOMELESS

"No doubt – endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?"

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

[assiraphales]

early supernatural is actually so funny because sam n dean were dumbass twenty year olds burning gas in a classic car rolling up to crime scenes in five layers of plaid, a carhartt jacket, and their chippewa boots pretending to be fbi agents. all while frantically flipping thru their notebooks as that weeks monster attacks them

[assiraphales]

terrorized civilian: how do we stop it!!!!

sam, glancing at dean: uh one second

dean huddling with sam backs turned to the civilian, hushed: dude we r so fucked

[assiraphales]

early spn sam n dean having pretty privilege is the only take I care about now

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[greelin]

me when i fucking GET you

[illkim]

What is a fandom?

Imagine that girl in elementary school that never stopped talking about horses in a class with 1700 other girls who are obsessed with horses in a class about horses

[cannibalchicken]

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[hobgobknowsbest]

[proteinmom]

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[badkidgorgug]

Happy leap yeap

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[technofeudalism]

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[catmask]

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

[necromancy-savant]

[mosquitogirl]

one of my favorite pigeon pages slaps HRT over all of their photos which im sure is just the page owner’s initials or something but its funny to think of them as advertising the effects of hormone replacement therapy

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

estrogen turns you into a pigeon, testosterone turns you into a dove

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[girlnephew]

i wish i could kill the liberty mutual emu in real life