some ideas for your college au:
âwaiting in line at registration because for some reason, the computer system wouldnât just let us sign up for classes thereâ AU
âI donât mind that my roommateâs boyfriend stays over constantly; I mind that he walks around our apartment-style housing nakedâ AU
âexcuse me, I know we donât have assigned seats in college, but Iâve been sitting in this one for eight weeks and it seems youâre in my spotâ AU
âIâm exhausted, feverish, and hacking up a lung, and the student health centerâs first suggestion was pregnancy, can you help me get to the ER in townâ AU
âhey, I left my student ID in my room and youâre the first person whoâs walked by my building for hours now, I hate to be such a bother but can you pretty please swipe me in, itâs freezingâ AU
âbless the spring semester stage combat class for practicing on the North Lawn, because watching my crush get sweaty and worked up while pretending to fight people really Does Things to me, okayâ AU
âoh, jesus, that annoying group of LARPers is playing D&D on the lawn underneath my window again and Iâm trying to fucking sleep, I have a fucking midterm tomorrowâ AU
âthereâs a cute punk who I keep chatting up at the bike racks outside the library and one of the lecture halls, and I kinda have a crush, but thereâs no way theyâd ever think of me like that, right?â AU
âI know that this probably isnât a good idea but itâs included in the meal plan and Iâm stressed out, so I keep hitting the ice cream sundae bar in the buffet style dining hall at least a couple times a weekâ AU
âfuck shit fuck please help me, Iâm supposed to be in chemistry for non-science majors but somehow, my little humanities major ass got registered into the really hardcore chem classâ AU
âif I pretend to be interested in your student social activism oriented club and help you hand out flyers and run your bake sale and shit, is there a chance that youâll go with me to the spring Sleaze Ball danceâ AU
âsomehow, we always end up sitting next to each other during the weekly gatherings to watch [Game of Thrones, SVU, Rupaulâs Drag Race, pick a show] in our dormâs really good TV roomâ AU
âI was abroad last semester and forgot to fill out the housing form, but your old roommate dropped out so hi, hey, howâs it going, I guess we live together nowâ AU