THE CRIMINAL I'VE BEEN CHASING.

time is always right in past tense.

[chasinq]

chasinq. alexander edwards the third, famously depressed detective. an original character, written by kc. start here.

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I’m feeling kinda sad so I’m gonna go crochet !! Ily guys

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just had the idea for an oc who is an android created by an incredibly lonely scientist to be their companion/lover/etc and not long after they are given “life” their creator dies and they are left wondering who they actually are and if they are even a living being at all

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kind of thinking abt making them look human (synthetic skin and stuff) but the interior of them is made of what is basically junk because they were just created by an obsessive recluse, who probably made a million more before them. Like under a pretty exterior there are pieces of them falling part, held together by duct tape. Mentally, though, their AI is extraordinary. This scientist was more of a coder than he was an actual physical engineer. Maybe they were a prototype that he took, created an ai for, and built many versions. So parts of their interiors are extremely sophisticated. Others are not.

[chasinq]

just had the idea for an oc who is an android created by an incredibly lonely scientist to be their companion/lover/etc and not long after they are given “life” their creator dies and they are left wondering who they actually are and if they are even a living being at all

[memelleity]

abigail sentence starters

i’m sorry about what’s gonna happen to you.

our game ends here.

how many bodies we talking?

i thought i heard someone out here.

let’s just leave. get the fuck out of dodge.

i love you so much. and i’m so proud of you.

vampire on my ass! vampire!

a deal’s a deal.

i can smell your blood.

i like your tattoos. do they have a meaning, or…

you got bullied in school? probably by dad, too. so when you got bigger than everyone else, you turned the tables.

i’ve always hated this room. lot of painful memories.

you’ve made a mistake.

are you lying to me?

so, you got a boyfriend or… something like that?

what’s happening?

___’s not here.

promise me you’re not gonna let anybody hurt me?

you’re the one good thing i did in life. and i just needed you to hear that.

what can i say? i like playing with my food.

you in recovery or something? how many days you got?

my dad, well… he thought he wanted a child, but then he just lost interest.

please, please let me out.

you literally got nothing right.

can we not do this, please?

you’re not as smart as you think you are.

i saw the way you were looking at me earlier.

all right, let’s go kill us a fuckin’ vampire.

i’m scared.

you don’t get your hands dirty and tell yourself that makes what you do not as bad. good luck when the illusion wears off.

fucking bullshit. it’s not about the money. the money’s an excuse.

you backstabbing son of a…

i couldn’t sleep. i heard something.

here’s the thing about being a vampire. it takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.

something doesn’t add up.

listen, you sit here and bleed… or you trust me.

i didn’t mean to scare you.

you want to have some fun? all right. let’s have some fun.

you’re just in time for dinner.

there’s a secret door in the library. the bookshelf on the right wall.

why do you have a dick on your face?

this whole thing is a trap.

you’re so bloody and so gross.

getting shot hurts!

how much do you trust ___?

shut the fuck up!

oh, you’re a fucking priest now?

i came when you needed me. i’m here now.

i don’t scare easy. so when i do, i pay attention.

i feel like i got bit by a fucking vampire!

tell me one true thing about me.

what color are my eyes?

i can’t breathe.

i just, um… i can’t do it.

if this is about revenge, why didn’t you just kill us?

you fucking set me up.

the hard part is already over.

with that money… i can start over, you know?

that wasn’t a lie.

i like you. you’re scary, though.

god, everybody’s got to be a fucking victim now.

if you fucking say, ‘i told you so’…

you could be the richest headless man in america.

i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but you don’t sound very calm right now.

you’re mine. you’re mine.

wow. you got a lot going on up there, but your brain’s not quite putting it together, huh?

do you have any kids?

nothing different about you. nothing special. just something to help me pass the time.

___ was here when you weren’t.

i just want to get to the bottom of this, you know?

i’ve had a few centuries of experience.

we got a real fucking situation here. so i don’t give a shit what you think. either you’re helping us, or you’re dead weight.

i feel sick.

i’d really prefer not to have to fucking shoot you.

this is so fucking disgusting.

you changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again… but it wasn’t for their safety, was it?

keep an eye on the door.

you grew up with a bunch of brothers and sisters, huh?

you’re gonna be a real pain in my ass, aren’t you?

looking for some light reading?

i’m not gonna touch you.

can you take the blindfold off? it’s really tight.

this isn’t the time for sarcasm, okay?

let’s watch each other’s backs.

that’s an urban legend. calm down.

i fucking hate ballet.

you shot me! you shot me!

i brought you here to offer you a deal.

just had to do your little magic trick, didn’t you?

you think i could do that?

maybe it’s worth a try.

you’re my friend.

wow. you might be the least perceptive person i’ve ever met.

i’m sorry. did i hit a fucking nerve?

no. i’m not betting our lives on your fucking hunch.

we’ve got to get out of here. there’s got to be another way.

i’ve gone by many names over the countless years.

you can have anything you fucking want.

bite me.

what the fuck?

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬.

[ peck ] a quick, light kiss on the partner's lips or cheek [ french ] a deep, passionate kiss with the use of tongue [ forehead ] a gentle kiss on the partner's forehead, conveying care and affection [ spiderman ] an upside-down kiss, just like in the movie [ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe [ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand [ lingering ] a long, slow kiss filled with emotion and desire [ neck ] a kiss or gentle sucking on the partner's neck [ nape ] a kiss placed at the nape of the partner's neck [ teasing ] a light brushing of lips against a partner's skin without fully kissing [ earlobe ] a light nibble on the partner's earlobe [ tango dip ] a kiss shared while one partner is dipped backward [ celebration ] a joyful and exuberant kiss to celebrate an achievement or milestone [ stolen ] a quick, stealthy, and impromptu kiss snatched in secret [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting [ goodbye ] a heartfelt kiss when parting, showing affection and fondness [ rain ] a romantic kiss in the rain [ scars ] a gentle kiss on the partner's scar(s) [ injury ] a careful kiss on a partner's wound to make it all better [ wedding ] a romantic kiss shared during a wedding ceremony [ comfort ] a tender kiss to provide comfort or reassurance [ sunset ] a kiss shared during sunset, often romantic and serene [ butterfly ] a light fluttering of eyelashes against the partner's skin [ seductive ] a deep, slow, and deliberately intense kiss filled with passion and desire [ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder [ knuckles ] a kiss on each individual knuckle of the partner [ slow motion ] a kiss in slow motion, accentuating every moment and sensation [ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while [ passionate ] an intense and fiery kiss, expressing raw desire and strong emotion [ underwater ] a kiss shared while submerged in water [ wrist ] a tender kiss on the inside of the partner's wrist [ wake up ] a loving kiss to wake the partner up [ apology ] a kiss offered as a way to apologize or make amends [ hummingbird ] a series of light, rapid, and fluttery kisses on a small area [ trail ] a trail of kisses along the partner's jawline or collarbone [ blowing ] a kiss in the air and send of the gesture towards the partner [ surprise ] a sudden kiss to catch the partner off guard [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin [ single lip ] a sucking or nibbling of one of the partner's lips [ nose ] an affectionate gesture where partners rub their noses together

[chasinq]

watching a PIKMIN speedrun like im a baby and it’s one of those 3d animated fruit videos

[notmorbid]

the great believers, pt. 1.

dialogue prompts from the great believers by rebecca makkai.

how in hell did you get younger?

you have one of the best faces for concern i've ever seen.

there's absolutely no point to doing poppers at a memorial.

i was never one to finish my homework.

people aren't always looking for ways to hurt you.

where would i even go?

i'm not calling you slick. you're charming like a puppy.

learn to take a compliment.

you're hard to stay mad at, you know.

i'm going to say something terrible, and i don't want you to judge me.

you get afraid of one thing and suddenly, you're afraid of everything.

how is this my life?

i know the circumstances aren't ideal, but it's damn good to see you.

i don't know when on earth you got so spoiled.

i don't want to get my heart broken here.

you've done too much vanishing lately.

i'd look great with a broken nose. admit it.

don't you miss having fun?

i think we have different ideas of fun.

i have some coke in my purse.

when we go upstairs, we can have a party.

you never really 'leave' a cult.

i'm not talking about this to you.

i don't like this. something feels wrong.

some people are just born difficult.

it's nice to know you're alive.

i don't know when i died, but this is my valhalla.

i knew i'd run into you.

save your strength for when you need it, okay?

i like you. i want to be your friend.

tell me the story of your life.

don't talk, okay? i'll talk.

how did all this happen in a week?

belief is a fragile thing.

everyone wants me to be madder than i am.

i don't deserve you.

i got this 'word a day' calendar for christmas.

i'm not looking for advice.

you'd think the doctors would know more.

you don't smoke, do you?

didn't i look fantastic?

things are so often exactly what they seem to be.

we're not terrible people, are we?

what were you afraid i was going to ask?

some people actually feel things.

do you have a cigarette?

tell me about your first.

what? are we bonding?

there's foreplay, and then there's afterplay.

you're being kind of vampiric.

isn't it something you should talk about? to process it?

why am i not crying?

it was all a projection. it was whatever we needed it to be.

i'd probably just cry on you.

is there any chance i could crash at your house tonight?

are you alright? you look like hell.

i really am sorry it turned out this way.

are you being passive aggressive? what is this?

you don't seem okay.

i'm about to pass out.

i want to go to sleep now. can you leave?

i needed to tell someone.

i can't believe you're being this good to me.

to get by in my job, i have to be a certain way.

it's been a long time since i had a day that just cuts your life in two.

i've had days like that. 'before and after' days.

you can stay as long as you need.

i feel like my head is full of oil and vinegar, and somebody's shaking it all up.

isn't whiskey basically medicine?

you'll never know anyone's marriage but your own, and even then, you'll only know half of it.

we were never here.

not everyone wants to be found.

you can sit beside me. it won't kill you.

maybe we're both terrible. maybe we deserve each other.

be gentle, won't you?

i've got it from here.

are you aware that you haven't apologized? has that crossed your mind?

you look like an entirely different person.

if i stayed one more night, do you think that would be okay?

i feel so strongly that you're going to be okay.

[chasinq]

anyways, like for a plotted starter. I message you, we plot, and I write us something based off of it!

[chasinq]

I am going to be logged into this blog today. Because alex <3

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE MORNING AFTER *  adjust as necessary, nsfw implied

this... isn't my bed.

i'll make us breakfast.

wait, how long have you been here?

did you stay the night?

you're so beautiful like this.

did i give you that hickey?

don't get up. stay right here.

kiss me again.

nice bedhead.

are you... wearing anything?

this was a bad idea.

i've wanted to do that forever.

did you enjoy it?

i did a number on your back. sorry about that.

is this your shirt?

maybe you should go.

i had a great time.

if you stay, i'll make us coffee.

i shouldn't have stayed over.

come back here. please?

i've never been like that with anyone before.

there's a bra on the ceiling fan.

did we... actually...?

we could do it again, if you want.

you made me feel... incredible.

was it... okay?

you look beautiful in my bed.

what do you remember?

was i too loud?

you can borrow my shirt.

i guess this makes us more than friends.

this can't be happening.

i could spend the day just like this, right here with you.

is that a hickey?

this was just for fun. it doesn't mean we're together.

this wasn't supposed to happen.

should we talk about it?

what time is it? i'm late for work.

how long have you been awake?

i remember... everything.

we should do that again sometime.

i think we cuddled.

that was the best night of my life.

what parts do you remember?

why don't you stay for breakfast?

was it good for you?

the sex was great.

how do you like your eggs?

are we still friends?

sorry, i've got morning breath.

i'd really like to keep seeing you.

i'm glad i invited you in.

finally... fucking finally.

please don't leave the bed.

don't make fun of me if i walk funny.

this doesn't mean anything.

my friends are never going to believe this.

i don't even know who i was last night.

no one's ever taken care of me like that.

let me help you clean up.

maybe we should forget this even happened.

i'm just going to... leave.

you said some wild things last night.

you're wearing my shirt.

maybe we could make this a regular thing.

am i blushing? i'm blushing, aren't i.

where did i put my glasses?

your clothes are in the living room.

i need a shower.

your hair's a mess.

you make a great pillow.

i thought we agreed this would ruin our relationship.

did i do something wrong?

we were pretty loud.

do you want me to leave?

i asked you to stay the night.

i bet your neighbors hate us.

stay like this.

well, that's one way to bounce back.

what about round two?

don't let go of me.

why don't you join me in the shower?

we can't keep doing this.

we're fucked, aren't we.

how long have i been asleep?

i tried to keep feelings out of this. i really did.

[chasinq]

the chemistry between the two leads is so good every time they talk I’m kicking my feet

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WAIT LMAO IS THIS JUST EVAGELION BUT LIVE ACTION

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about to watch pacific rim for the first time

[chasinq]

got really distracted and am finally starting it now and let me just say. idk if anything this movie except for it having kaijus and if mothra is here AND SHE GETS HURT???????????? i will never recover

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about to watch pacific rim for the first time

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i really want to write but my brain won't work so just imagine im sitting here staring at all of my mutuals longingly

[chasinq]

INT. - NAMELESS FURNITURE STORE - MIDDAY

It is a weird hour to be shopping, leaving the store looking bigger than usual. It's empty, leaving the little squeak that comes from the wheels of Alex's cart sounding even louder than usual. The sound is helping to wake Alex up, though, that is still a process.

ALEX: There is nothing wrong with my folding chair.

It's obvious from his tone that this is not the first time he has had this argument. Most of his weight is on his cart, gliding along with a sort of ease not usually seen from him.

ALEX: You're just mean.