ADVISOR CHAS

We are the last people standing At the end of the night We are the greatest pretenders In the cold morning light. CHAS HENLE advisor of princess velia

[kingnevin]

“Nope, too fun to dance.”

[chasxhenle]

  “SERIOUSLY THOUGH, OLD man, you need to stop.”

[lexiofengland-blog]

“—Why do people keep making remarks about my eyebrows?” She furrowed her brows, suddenly feeling uncomfortable. “You just want ice cream? You should have been nicer then…” 

[chasxhenle]

   “BECAUSE FOR A GIRL, you have incredibly thick eyebrows. For us men, having thick eyebrows is normal. For a girl, not so much.” Chas shrugged and smiled. “Was I not nice? I think I did ask you nicely.”

[elcktra-s]

“It’s too late for that. Spill the beans.”

[chasxhenle]

   “I SAID, BOTH your shirt and jeans are on backwards. How long have you been wearing it?”

[housekeeperalice-blog]

“Well I’m not a girl, I’m a woman.”

[chasxhenle]

   “GIRL, WOMAN, as long as you have genitals, it’s just the same.”

[chasxhenle]

   “DON’T GUILT TRIP me. It will no longer work for me.” Chas heaved a sigh as he pushed back his half empty plate. His stomach was full and he couldn’t take much more. “I don’t care if there are kids out there, starving.”

[kingnevin]

[chasxhenle]

   “YOU GOT TO stop. You’re embarrassing to look at.”

[vclunteer]

          Ellery just STARED – “ What kind of question  is THAT. ”

[chasxhenle]

   “IT MEANS THAT I’m avoiding what you really wanted to say by saying something I know you wouldn’t understand.”

[housekeeperalice-blog]

Alice jumped and pulled the bottle from her lips. “I could if I wanted.”

[chasxhenle]

   “IT’S NOT PROPER for a girl to drink that plenty anyway.”

[laraofengland]

“I have freckles almost exactly like that constellation, the one in the shape of a pan, on my thigh. Why?”

[chasxhenle]

   “Nothing. Just asking. But wow, really, woman? That many freckles?”

[princelukcs]

“Pardon?” Lukas asked, a bit confused.

[chasxhenle]

   “YOU HEARD NOTHING.”

[healingmarcus]

“I have no clue what you’re talking about here”

[chasxhenle]

   “I HAVE NO clue either. But I’m glad we’re on the same page.”

[stylistmadeline-blog]

“What does that even mean.”

[chasxhenle]

   “LIKE, WHAT’S YOUR biggest asset? Is it your eyes, lips, whatever?”

[elcktra-s]

“Tell you…what now?”

[chasxhenle]

   “IGNORE ME, PLEASE.”

[eliselxrsen]

“Why exactly do you need to know? I’m sure you can guess some.”

[chasxhenle]

   “IT’S AWKWARD TO say since I’m a dude. But I’m guessing that it’s your muffin and your bum.”

[lexiofengland-blog]

“I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you mean…” 

[chasxhenle]

   “WHAT I MEANT was, besides having that pretty eyebrows of yours, I guess you could share that ice cream?”

[evanthe-x-dupont-blog]

“Since when are you concerned about my weight? I was an obese child and you keep telling me to lose weight, now that i’ve lost my body fats so you won’t tease me about it, you want me to gain them again? Make up your mind woman.”

[chasxhenle]

   “OH MY GOODNESS, MAN. I was trying to be nice but it seems like your mouth just keeps on annoying me to the point that it reminded me how much I really hate you. Jesus. What is with you?”

[numbinsight]

“Alright, I’m starting to feel a bit better. Now, one of the cooks were nice enough to give me Bangers and Mash. I’ve never had it before, think it’s good?”

[chasxhenle]

   “WHY? HAVE YOU been feeling sick lately? I’ve got to be honest though, I don’t know if that’s good or not since I haven’t really eaten it before. But it smells nice.”