10 Things U Never Fucking Knew!
There are so many things you know, so many DUMB things that seriously don't mean SHIT. You've clicked though tons and TONS of list-based bullshit and generated so much ad revenue YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. Those facts and things on those lists of shit won't help you at all in life BUT HERE'S TEN THAT TOTALLY WILL. 1.) You Can Use a Cat as a Mop Cats HATE their lives. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. Hating their lives means they won't really stop you from fucking with them. Spill some soda on sacred ground? USE A CAT TO MOP IT UP! 2.) Pirates Aren't Real...Anymore Pirates of the Caribbeans 1 through 3 and 5 might have you think otherwise, but THINK FIRSTWISE, pirates ain't around currently, bruh. I mean when's the last time you ACTUALLY seen one? DON'T SAY HALLOWEEN! THAT WAS GARY AND GARY WORKS AT DUPONT! YOU KNEW THAT! 3.) In 3012 the World Will End Remember how we thought the world was gonna end in TWENTY-twelve? Turns out it's THIRTY-twelve. Get the fuck ready. #gtfr3012 4.) Use Baking Soda in Place of Regular Soda Next time a recipe calls for regular soda (so many do! xp) use baking soda instead and be pleasantly surprised by/with a weird taste in the fished entré! 5.) Every Videogame has a Secret Code It's UUUUSUALLY A B A Start Start L1, but SOOOOME companies are DICKS and switch it up to the more modern X O Triangle Option Option Stream-to-Twitch-button. IT'S FUCKING INFURIATING!
6.) This List is Purposterous 7.) Y is Always a Vowel I don't know what Y's been telling you, but I'M HIS WIFE and I know for A FACT he wouldn't TOUCH a TWO BIT CONSONANT LIKE YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND! 8.) There Won't be a Prom this Year You know what you did. The faculty is STILL scared to use the microwave in the teacher's lounge. 9.) CARS CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU We all HAVE CARS and drive them AD NAUSEAM at speeds over THIRTY miles an HOUR. That's THIRTY times faster than MAN was MEANT to GO! Next time someone rides in your car and suggests you drive more than 29 miles per hour tell 'em FUCK YOU, YOU DRIVE FASTER AND GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN SELF KILLED, I'M NOT A FOLLOWER MAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!! 10.) Elvis Presley Fought and Died in The World War Two "I'm not just an entertaining dancer and songsman, I'm fucking ELVIS PRESLEY godddamn it and I'M GOING WAR!" - the last words spoken by Elvis Presley before he drove his car into the war and never returned. Wow, I'm impressed AF at the shit in this SPECTACULAR list OF the COOLEST facts EVERYONE has ever seen. I love you. Frankie Castro is an avid outdoorsman and snooker coach who often pretends he came over to hang out, but then does a hard left turn and asks for cash. He lives in Debuke, Ohio with his therapy cat, therapy wife, and therapy therapist. "This list is dedicated to their memory," is what he said.