all things will bloom again

florecer (v.) to bloom You can call me Flo (Flores too if you’d like) ✿ a curious soul with a heart for chickens and whimsy. ༘⋆✿ art blog: @defloress ❀˖° ༘⋆✿ my writing on ao3: @florista ❀˖° profile pic by @pumpkinthistle <3

[tyrexdraws]

[bluemoonscape]

Imagine being Lamine Yamal and you’re 19 years old you’ve only been on this earth for like 228 months total you just wrapped up puberty like 2 maybe 3 years ago you watched Haalingham yaoi get shot on live tv so you lowkey gotta defend gay rights by murdering Lionel Messi most famous soccer player in the world FIFA’s little 39 year old baby boy and the man who coincidentally baptized you and thus began the prophecy of his own defeat by your hands or the whole world will burn

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[papayajuan2019]

clarity of thought is overrated. do it all muddy if you have to. look how the mud outside shapes the earth

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[egberts]

cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now

[secretly-bea]

hey!

hey!

probably don’t do this!

when you tell facebook an ad “knows too much” you’re essentially confirming that their advertisement algorithm is working, it’s just making people uncomfortable because it’s working too well

it’s still positive feedback on them trying to either flood people with advertisements or socially engineer you into buying things by tracking frankly enormous amounts of data on your location, the other websites and apps you use, your conversations recorded through your phone, everything

instead? just mark all ads as "repetitive” or “irrelevant”- something that doesn’t give them information on how well the ad catered to your tastes.

don’t give huge creepy corporations valuable information on your ad tastes. they will use it against you in any way they can.

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

[worm]

*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*

[bismuth-relatable-deactivated20]

*finds a bottle on the beach* *opens it* *bottle starts screaming* what the fuck

[awesomebutunpractical]

Contrast is one of my favorite art things. Why have one character arc about fatherhood when can have two? And make one evil?