La chatonnière

le tumblr avec un tas de choses

[theycantalk]

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[iguanamouth]

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

this better not take any more wild turns

[eatmorebikes]

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post

[jacobdarvin]

[twitblr]

This some ride or die shit

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Kart: Double Dash, CPU drivers that are far enough away from the player do not interact with hazards on the road.

[slimetony]

I fucking knew it

[eatmorebikes]

[nythil-mahariel-grey-warden-dea]

[tattrx]

“Wʘʘ L♥VES YOU” 허우현 | Seoul Korea “JUST FOR FUN ⊂◉‿◉つ”

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[thoodleoo]

relatable deaths from ancient times

[johannesviii]

gothicwhoreoine:

thoodleoo:

chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke

zeuxis: died laughing at his own art

aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell

plato: partied too hard

empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal

philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage

saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over

didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader

petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

Tag urself I’m Plato

[just-another-lost-pirate]

100% chrysippus

[chatonniere]

zeuxis

[eatmorebikes]

[pitifulpie]

[backedlikeaweasel]

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

I CANT HANDLE THIS

[clonerightsagenda]

are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’

[fiantodurri]

yes

[spectralarchers]

But that’s the beauty

[hotvampireadjacent]

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama