Chat out of Context

Quotes from a Discord group, taken out of context. Now accepting quotes at chatoutofcontext.tumblr.com/submit

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Balance the scales- Some clam for your chamomile

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Last time you got drunk you ended up in the woods. Wait no, that was ME, I ended up in the woods.

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*Tearfully* "I already ate so much soup..."

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Oh, I lucked out. All of my cats are safe, I can let Hitler explode!

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Going by the classical understanding of Christianity... Does that cat have truck nuts around it's neck?

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Ok, so I need you to put on your most racist accent...

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Stabbing you is not a death effect but it does kill you.

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The word you're looking for is Psychosomatic, Psychosemitic is when you think you're Jewish.

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French horses' got hands!

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The Resist Energy, Communal stays on during sex

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Someone needs to be at the bottom of the bell curve

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I can't believe the Bourgeo- Don't you mean the SPLOODGE-eoisie?

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It's like a keg stand, but with rocks and piss

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The sun is as high in the sky as the horse is long, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Just because you rolled initiative doesn't mean you don't get to lick rocks

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Do you know how many poor children float in the void with no floor to call their own?

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Perhaps there's a leak, have you checked the wolf piss stores?

An ancient Vampire