sanctuary

her pussy called springtrap the way it squeeze cuz it got my william in an afton of pain

[amazoogle]

[dogpuppy]

[tlirsgender]

Got bootlace code and hanky code confused for a second & tried to remember what yellow laces mean & thought to myself "piss? No"

[tlirsgender]

What has absolutely no precedent though is that my second thought was "killed a taxi driver"

[t4nku-deactivated20240405]

there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata

[mercyofempty]

[mmilhouse]

i wish a songwriter wouljd be brave enough to write about the unexplored topic of having a fun night at the club

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

what is it about drinks that is so tantalising... boba tea with all the sexy toppings.... iced coffy.... new flavour of iced tea or sparkling water u never tried before... milked shake the childhood favourite.... smoothie for vitality and strength..... and let's not forget about coca cola!!!

[hardrockerhippie]

It's the sugar. It's addictive

[avvocarlo]

[memorycycle]

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

[astraldemise]

i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down

[astraldemise]

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

[cryptotheism]

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

[etherealthistle]

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

[ovur]

I feel so mature sleeping w my tv turned off

[relelvance]

What if i put a curse on you lol

[ovur]

Don't even joke about that it isn't funny.

[supermariomamafucker]

what is that thing

[supermariomamafucker]

what is that thing

[radiofreederry]

[welpnotagain]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id walk the maze barefoot and find the minoutaur and all id do was hold his hand and lead him out into sunlight

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[suppermariobroth]

Animatronic Donkey Kong treehouse used at the 1994 Consumer Electronics Show. The treehouse would constantly shake in a rhythmic motion while Donkey Kong’s silhouette could be seen in the window.

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[bunniope]

donkey kong fuck hut

[khytal]

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

[ispeaktoomuch]

To protect you from the lego monsters

[khytal]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[transmechanicus]

*Teleports into your apartment but rolls a 1 on mishap and is destroyed*

Oh boy can’t wait to visit my nice clean roo-