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[blumarvel-deactivated20171228]

me at all times

[omgcheckplease]

“Check, Please is a story about hockey and friendship and bros and trying to find yourself during the best 4 years of your life.”

[chequemerci]

I want every homophobe who said Bitty was too “soft” or “not a good enough leader” to be captain to eat my fucking shoe

[codiegirl1358]

Literally everyone and their mom: predicts Bitty’ll get the C

*it actually happens*

Everyone:

[checkbittles]

Bitty: (coughs more than once)

Holster: (at the top of his lungs) JUSTIN CAN YOU SAVE HIM

[checkbittles]

craig from dream daddies is just jack as a father

[dylansamberg-deactivated2018010]

sometimes ………….. players that are in the NHL’s top 100…………. are worse

[latadelixo]

[bluegrasshole]

My favourite part about Ransom and Holster not clueing into Shitty and Lardo’s relationship is that they obviously can’t tell when a friendship has gone past the point of platonic, and so it’s completely plausible that they wouldn’t be able to tell with their own relationship.

[ink-shaming]

me too bitty the fuck!!

based on this post from @helloforthesummer

[hoenursey]

outstanding bisexual justin oluransi

[peaktotheocean]

I hope that Kent Parson spends his 26th birthday today in American flag short shorts & making out with a cute boy

[shitty-check-please-aus]

me, five years later: ohhhhh kegster + easter = keagster

[smh-at-nursey]

Me, still salty: WHY NOT K-EGG-STER THOUGH

[cymothoid]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap

[ghostclvb]

just a heads up I’m gonna fucking kill you for making this post

[ronanlynchisneversleepingagain]

okay here’s some bi omgcp headcanons for ya:

jack and camilla were fuckbuddies. the reason jack “didn’t know” they were dating is because all they ever really did was bang and then go eat chicken tenders in the dining hall together in their sweats.

lardo has hooked up every dude in the art department and invited 0 of them to meet the team. her and shitty never fucked until well after his graduation bc he couldn’t figure out if she was a lesbian (she 100% had sex with that one soccer chick frosh year?) or bi (wishful thinking??) and he refuses to ask. lardo thinks he’s just not interested for the longest time.

ransom had a Gay Encounter in high school and never speaks of it because he’s half-convinced he totally made it up and besides he really likes March?? so he can’t be gay??

holster is just confused at all times and will kiss literally anyone after two beers. he’s a mess.

add your own and support your local bisexuals. 

[goodbyeroaches]

nursey has a fursuit but it’s not actually a fursuit it’s one of those off-brand cartoon character suits from times square and he reveals to dex that it’s his greatest fetish

[duanlarissa]

hey brooke do you accept constructive criticism on your posts

[goodbyeroaches]

no

[duanlarissa]

it’s fucking bad