I'm really, really tired of wholesome selfship posts. I don't want hugs no more. How about something a lil more problematic? It's good for the heart, I promise! Now, listen up...
Your f/o is now your legal guardian!
Yes, that's right. They're your mom, or dad, aunt or uncle; much older than you, old and mature, but socially inept... Or, maybe, they're an older brother/sister, a cousin, someone younger, but a decade or so older than you, thrusted into a position they're absolutely not ready for...
They're happily in charge of taking care of little old you! You know, because you're just a tiny little baby who can't do anything on their own. Be it because you're a literal child, or because you regress into one. Either way, they're there to do everything and anything for you!
Your poor f/o is so utterly isolated and exhausted. All they do is work and come home to you, you, you. Because you're everything they have left in this world. The only thing that gives their lives any meaning. They've abandoned their hobbies and other relationships to give their all to you and only you.
It's wrong. It's so wrong, believe me, they know. They know you're just a vulnerable little thing, and you need them, and you can't consent, but... The heart wants what the heart wants. And they want you! They want you so bad! You're everything they can ever think about...! How could they possibly stop their feelings from getting twisted when you're just this cute?
They were really never interested in people their age anyways. Dating is a total hassle! It's really not worth it when they have you at home already. A cute little darling to govern their lives forevermore. Guilt ridden as they are, they enjoy every moment beside you, and on top of you, and underneath you...
