Check Please Side Blog

This is my Check! Please side blog. Mostly Zimbits stuff. Not a Parse fan. My messages and asks are open!

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[zimmerdouche]

Eric Bittle

[rub-a-dubb]

chowder texts jack about how the flyers are unforgivable 

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-deac]

hi guys! i’m a new omgcp sideblog and i’m looking to follow more people & possibly gain mutuals? so reblog this if you post/reblog omgcp content and i’ll check your out!

[shitttyknights]

Eric “Bitty” Bittle

“Bossing around a bunch of jocks? Oh, lil’ ol’ me?”

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

[omgpostsplease]

[justlookfrightened]

Locked out, after dinner with the Bittles, chapter 2

Read the first chapter here

“The most important thing to remember, Suzy, is to stay calm,” Coach said, navigating his truck towards Conyers on I-20. “Your mother was right about one thing last night — we need to make sure he knows we love him and we’re not abandoning him.”

Suzanne didn’t look away from the road ahead of them, but she nodded her agreement.

Then she said, “Oh! I remembered his earbuds!”

Coach nodded, even though he was pretty sure Junior could replace those. If he hadn’t already.

“Do you suppose he’ll have that Jack with him?” Suzanne asked.

Coach had thought about that once Suzanne relayed news of the meeting.

“I expect so,” he said. “Junior doesn’t have a car there, and he’s too young to drive someone else’s rental.”

Keep reading

[memestreetbullies]

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I cannot believe how poorly the Flyers are doing this season. While they still lack consistent goaltending, we have some of the most talented players in the league and they are constantly turning over the puck and cannot produce goals as a whole. We just fired our coach and our general manager, so these players should be playing with some urgency. I know they are better than this and I’m just sad. I honestly dread game days, but I still want to support them so I watch anyway and then get upset all over again.

[thesubcon10ent]

do you ever read a fanfic that’s just SO well written that you JUST

[kermitlesbian]

‪pretty insane that Canada is something Ngozi Ukazu made up for Check, Please! and that its not actually a real country‬

[kermitlesbian]

fucking nuts that she even invented her own sport, “hockey”, the wordbuilding…

[oshbae-deactivated20201026]

congrats to the all star captains !!!

[iwishiwerecoolerposts-deactivat]

get this off of my feed, Pastrnak isn’t half the player that Matthews is

[zdeno]

pastrnak: scores a hat trick every game

matthews: is scared of eggs

checkmate atheists!

[birlcholtz]

in the panel in the new comic in which dex is holding a hammer and finishing his basement bungalow, with the expression and his hair, he looks kind of like the mascot gritty

i can’t unsee it now

i think it’s the eyes

(come to think of it, they both have orange hair and orange eyes………… i feel like this is relevant to when all those posts about cryptid!dex were going around)

[miluppa]

based on @ittybittyzimmermann​‘s jacket post. i’m uhh. sorry? i guess? how to draw these boys.

also a Bitty who’s not amused by short ppl jokes

[dereknursey]

like hands down the frogs graduation is top 10 messiest of samwell history the person making the commencement speech keeps making corny jokes and chowder yells “can i get a diploma? can i PLEASE get a diploma?” and almost gets kicked out, dex realizes halfway through his tassel has been on the wrong side, nursey almost falls going up and down the steps like it’s just. messy.

[actuallyrandomperson]

I love reading old omgcp fics where the authors like ‘and then jack came out suddenly without any real plan haha wouldn’t that be funny but let’s be real it’s not gonna happen like that’ and then using the powers of the future to just laugh about the fact that no he really did just say ‘fuck it I’m in a gay relationship’ and then yeeted the fuck outa there

[misterjackbittle]

fics where Bitty fixes his BF elaborate meals that Jack enjoys is nice and all but where’s the fics where Bitty makes Jack his chicken tenders.

that’s all this boy wants. he wants Bitty, Hockey, and Chicken Tenders

[my-random-fandoms]

Somewhat related : http://archiveofourown.org/works/8830111

[mckirkings]

Jack, peeking into Bitty’s shopping bag: What are these blankets for?

Bitty: Oh, those? They’re for the Waffles!

Jack, visibly confused: You… you need blankets to make waffles?

[misterjackbittle]

Jack: *wears socks with sandals*

Bitty: honey this is why I thought you were straight