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if Hayden hadnāt outed them publicly how do you think theyād go about it after getting married ?
tastefully worded borderline ambiguous post on shaneās instagram featuring photos of them together on various scenic hikes standing at least 3 feet apart in every shot. followed by a touristās photo of them in ibiza with ilya with the worst sunburn of his life fully lobster red with both hands down the back of shaneās swim trunks grabbing his bare ass. followed by a tweet published on ilyaās twitter at 3:31am and deleted at 4:47am that reads YES I SUCK COCK YOUR MOTHER WAS GREAT TEACHER
i just know the in-universe holding out for a hero ilya rozanov edits made after ottawa starts winning hit like crazyyy
Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.
"Yuna," he says, shifting his elbows on the table to point at it. "What is this on his hand? Was broken?"
Shane's head snaps up from across the table, where he's pretending that Photo Album Time is very boring to him and not worth paying attention to. He hasn't scrolled on the article he's pretending to read for over five minutes.
"I never broke a bone as a kid," he says, brows furrowed. "Not until U13, when that fucking kid from Guelph--"
Yuna and Shane both inhale quickly through their noses in what Ilya has learned to recognize as a moderative measure, lest they start yelling about something that everyone else on Earth has forgotten about.
"No," Yuna says, once her face looks a little less intense. "No, it wasn't broken. It was this...contraption that the dentist gave us to correct his thumb-sucking. He was so mad about it, we only put it on him a few times."
"Oh, Jesus," Shane mutters, eyes going back to his phone.
"Aw," Ilya says. "Poor baby Shane." He taps his finger against one little red cheek and laughs. "You really do look so mad, sweetheart. How did you make him stop?"
"Hmm...you know, I don't remember," Yuna sighs, tilting her head. "I guess he just stopped by himself eventually. Do you remember, Shane?"
"No," Shane says, shortly.
"Of course, that didn't get rid of the oral fixation," Yuna sighs, adjusting her reading glasses as she flips the page. "The things you used to chew on, Shane. Pens and straws and--"
"Mom," Shane snaps, while Ilya vibrates beside him. "Can we not?"
"I was afraid to give him popsicles because I thought he would gnaw on the sticks until he got a splinter in his stomach."
"Mom!"
"Well, honey, it's true! And you did outgrow it eventually, so it's not as if you have to be embarrassed."
"Oh, you did?" Ilya says, shoulders shaking. "You outgrew the, uh, oral fixation?"
"Stop," Shane hisses.
"Mm. Excuse me." Ilya stands from the table and sweeps out onto the back porch, though the sliding door does nothing to prevent the sound of his guffaws from floating back into the kitchen.
"You know," Yuna says, "I'm just going to assume that this is some kind of language barrier thing--"
"Please stop."
Happy Pride Month! š³ļøāš Be normal about queer Jews or else. š«µ
This includes queer Orthodox Jews, queer Jews of color, and queer Israeli Jews. Be normal or else. š«µ
The horrors persist but so does reading the Book of Ruth and wolfing down dairy products like an animal
req'd by @sashabarkov
.... show me the grownass man you're goofing about dude
text: Fellas is it gay to nibble your homie balls
Figure 1: Brad Marchand of the Florida Panthers bites the nipple of teammate Uvis Balinskis (nickname āBallsā) during the 2025 Stanley Cup celebrations at E11even.
feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout=having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him
and thus putting HIMSELF in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like, "he really didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't need to be in timeout. it's okay." and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah, they know. this wasn't their call. he is free to leave whenever he wants. he's literally not in trouble for anything. he went up to yuna, said "mommy, i need a timeout" and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking SO pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he's tired of it.
he was GOING to let it go that parker took the cookie he wanted AND said hockey was stupid, but if that's what it takes to get a timeout š
shane: since our rookie season
ilya: i didnāt set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane
There are ways in which Ashkenazi Jews are closer to Caucasian Europeans than to Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews (physical characteristics like skin color) and we need a way to discuss that
We can discuss it, but for what purpose? What does it change? What does it matter?
+ too overgeneralized.
This is such bs. All jews are more alike to one another then we are to ANY goyim. We share the same names, traditions, language, calander, holidays, and homeland.
People like anon just want to seperate and racialize and also seemingly hate ashkenazim.
Hereās an idea how about we actually drop race science and stop caring about skin color and instead examine the cultural and historical context of people which is a much more meaningful metric
reminder yet again that the minhagim have nothing to do with race/skin color, can we please stop this? even saying there are Black and Middle Eastern Ashkenazim (which there are!) isnāt helpful at this point because itās still implying that somehow light skinned Ashkenazim whose families lived in European diaspora (the demographic that was overwhelmingly wiped out by the Shoah) somehow arenāt ālegitimatelyā Jewish and donāt have ties to the Levant. itās factually incorrect and a form of erasure.
while the United States in particular has visibly had more Ashkenazi representation (because thatās the majority of American Jews), saying things like this isnāt the way to uplift Mizrahim and Sephardim. the entirety of am yisrael, the Jewish people, is linked.
I think it would have been so fun and enriching for both Shane and Rose to have a little more time with Shane's situationship before the Hollanov Soft Launch. Neither of them ever went to college. They barely went to high school. They've been locked in on their respective high-intensity low-privacy careers since they were fifteen. Shane has been fucking with a fuckboi for seven years without ANYONE to talk to about it. Rose is just as starved for genuine human connection as Shane is.
They should have been given time to sit on Shane's couch while Rose plays Twenty Questions trying to get to the bottom of who Shane is fucking.
Shane should have told Rose about the Tampa hotel room and Rose should have hit him with a pillow and said, "NO. The fuck boy does NOT have a heart of gold, Shane Hollander."
Shane should have had the opportunity to text Rose, "I'm making a bad choice," and then two hours later, "Fuck I am DONE I am NEVER doing this again" because Ilya got up to shower too quickly and Shane hurt his own feelings about it.
There should be a series of texts in Rose and Shane's history that just say, "Relapsed," all of them sent at three in the morning accompanied by a selfie of Shane in Ilya's fuckass navy blue sheets. Rose's habitual response is Not a relapse if you never stopped š
They should have met up after Shane was up all night getting just absolutely railed into the mattress and Rose should have reached across the table to lift up Shane's hangover sunglasses and said, "That dick better be unbelievable," and Shane should have miserably said, "It is."
Shane should have gone incommunicado for four days after telling Rose that he was going to spend a long weekend in Boston and finally when Rose texts him a screen shot of an LAX -> BOS flight list and the words, "Proof of life or else." Shane just responds with a picture of Ilya's back turned and his hair a mess as he rummages in a cabinet for coffee beans. Rose responds, Whore. And then, two minutes later, Tell the fuck boy I said hi.
Whiskey doesn't hang out at the Haus because he tagged along with Tango to team brunch once during freshman year and Lardo made a comment about how hockey is both gay and homophobic and he and Dex made eye contact and Whiskey doesn't know what that means but Nursey saw them look at each other and he cannot risk something like that happening again
@willlpoindexter you... you understand
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nursey: ...are whiskey and dex a thing
chowder: what the fuck are you talking about /end id]
āIf you want to save the prairies so bad why are you a farmerā
In the Great Plains, and my home state of Kansas, there is zero realistic way to completely sever agriculture from the landscape today. They are inseparable. Agriculture is the biggest economic driver of the Plains, for one, and two, prairies require active participation in its maintenance. Three, removing agriculture entirely would mean a major global food crisis. The Great Plains farmers feed the world. Literally!
Agriculture and ranching is not the antithesis to combatting climate change; itās part of the solution. The issue is how agriculture and ranching is being done, not that itās being done at all. I want both farmers and the land to prosper! Not one or the other! And what better way to save the land and people I love than being an active participant in shaping the outcome! Doing the work etc etc
thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god heās tall should we tell everyone heās tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. āhear me outā and itās a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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I genuinely cannot get over what a gentle soul Ilya Rozanov has. He is the most insane motherfucker on this or any ice and he uses the word fuck as an adjective, noun and verb but he is also somehow a being made of jello. He would rather die than let Hollander have the puck but when Shane, sweet and sensitive Shane looks at him with those big wet cow eyes in any given dimly-lit room his only defense mechanism is, what? KISSES? Walks around with a look on his face that implies he might literally eat you for breakfast and then has the audacity to say shit like, "I'm so in love with you and I don't know what to do about it." He lets Shane hug his jacket. Holds him, lets Shane hold him back. Tosses Shane's SALAD the first time they fuck. Sits at a table with Shane's parents and kisses him on the mouth. Unironically uses the word lovers. Asks for KISSES and tells Shane that he LOVES HIM when he asks. Let's all walk into the sea together.
