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big newt enjoyer

[8-eyes]

[theehorsepusssy]

Plague! - Henri Camille Danger, 1901

[chedgunderson]

damn his peepnis is tiny

[googleplaysore]

[sacred-portal]

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[gem-andromeda]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[dogpuppy]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[chedgunderson]

beth? beth can you tell me more?

beth? please?

beth? are you still there?

beth can you please tell me more?

beth?

[geyfrog]

Forget edating, the hot new thing is eroommates

[dacuala]

hey im just gonna leave these to soak for a little while

[machine-unlearning]

Hey I know it's midnight but I'm picking up the guitar again and will be playing wonderwall sorry for the noise

[chedgunderson]

guys the washing machine is leaking again :(

[theehorsepusssy]

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[stood-onthecliffside]

[ahotknife]

bitch this IS the journal factory