Do you have any chocolate?

•ashley•17•california•

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[bubblebubb]

[taces]

[coltre]

[expressions-of-nature]

[coltre]

[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]

[mitten]

[perrfectly]

[likeneelyohara]

[bellimie]

Happy Birthday Luke!

[fluorescent]

[papermonocle]

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

[grevgrev]

“At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.”

the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

[sanabakkouh]

#a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do

[maryjblige]

https://instagram.com/p/BGaEc07Ne_R/

[draeneii]

Websites for when you want to:

un-disgruntle yourself

comfort someone

be comforted

go to a quiet place

press a magic button and fix everything

get a hug

see something cute

hear rain noises

play cute games 

cut something/someone (blood)

break something

open a window

have a guided relaxation

listen to nature sounds (or here)

do nothing for 2 minutes

play the piano

make cute ecards

make cool music (ex.)

get an idea for what to do

avoid boredom

watch a dream

have a stickman adventure

[just-shower-thoughts]

Now that I’m older, I’m convinced the characters of Scooby Doo are just chronic pot smokers who trip about monsters for a half hour before realizing it’s just the janitor in a mask messing with them.