Smile.

Or cry trying.

[heelsonwesternboots]

[cheer-up-sweetie]

This is making for a humiliating night.

[cheer-up-sweetie]

That one time I got stood up.

[asapmilhouse]

[americaninfographic]

[cheer-up-sweetie]

“My love, My feelings for you are stronger than Batman, Iron Man, and Thor put together. Don’t you forget it.

♥️ Mars”

I should kill myself, having messed this up.

[fuckme1444]

[theonion]

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

As you get older, you really start to understand more about why people drink the night away, smoke their lungs black, or throw themselves off buildings.

(via boys-and-suicide)

[cheer-up-sweetie]

You think my posts are directed towards you?

They aren't.

[middleclasslowlife-blog]

Lights Turned On (Childish Gambino) In Bed The Kiss (Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec)

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[utrippy]

[1ofnonee-deactivated20260227-de]

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[rugadh-ar-an-mbealach-seo]

I’m with jorober93538 on this. I’m in English Literature classes as my minor and the way you speak is not proper English. And the funny thing is that it’s my second language (Gaelic Irish being my first), and I still speak better than you. Plus if you have 3 PhDs then you will be intelligent in the medical field. If you’re talking about having a degree in English, then what you mean is a doctorate which is the highest degree you can get in anything. Plus, three doctorates in three different fields would make more sense than what you had said. Also, it is impossible to have nine abdominal muscles. Because abdominal muscles come in horizontal pairs of two, you would look improper shirtless. Also, that would mean you workout constantly (If it were possible to have a nine pack), which would mean that you would have no time to go to work (assuming you have a job if you have “3 PhDs in English”) and spend time with your girlfriend. So, overall, either one or all of your things are incorrect.

[thebootydiaries]

u come in to my HOME where i WORK OUT and CRY and tell me that my abs are impossible?? sweaty i raised them myself since i was an umbilical cord. im 11 so shut the UP binch!!!

[band--width]

One of the most cringe inducing wannabe troll posts I’ve ever seen on the Internet, let alone tumblr. I had no idea thebootdiaries was this pathetic - unsubscribing

[thebootydiaries]

1) this post has 83,659 notes 2) it’s called unfollowing binch :) go plague youtube with your presence 3) don’t let the door hit you on your way out

[phandom-will-rule-blog]

I really hope this dumb bitch is joking. Pick up a dictionary “sweety”

[thebootydiaries]

i would ask to borrow yours but it seems you’ve shoved it too far up your ass so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and i think you meant to say sweetie** sweat cheeks :)

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[thingstolovefor]

For the those considering Hillary over Bernie… #Hate it!

[kingrudegyalchina]

GO FUCKING VOTE

[cheer-up-sweetie]

This picture is false

[superheroesincolor]

B.R.U.H.: Black Renditions of Universal Heroes (2016)

“The following pages lend insight and inspiration into this philosophy, as these illustrations break down exactly what BRUH means: Black Renditions of Universal Heroes. 

You’ll probably notice that all of them are women. I could’ve said heroine and you may ask why I don’t use this word, but then I’d have some questions for you.”

By Markus Prime

Get it  now here and leave a review if you can.

Markus Prime challenges the norm of illustrations often seen, by filling the disparity of black characters. His characters are constructed in a hyper reality setting and utilizes present day narratives from black culture. Born in Warren, Ohio and the son of military parents, Prime moved regularly to different areas within the United States and overseas. During each stay he would connect with those through his love for art and music. 

Social media provided Markus a localized medium to visually communicate and remain connected with those he met on and offline. His expert use with markers and infectious personality has made his social handles a meeting place for art and culture lovers. 

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