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@cheerfulalopecoid
-- tabbyTimekeeper [TT] began pestering cheerfulAlopecoid [CA] -- TT: [D hey sly! it's been like, forever since i last saw or spoke to you. but here we are now.
CA: jordan!!CA: ^.u.^ /)CA: oh my goodness, hey man! it really has been!CA: hovv are you doing, homie?
habitualDebt began pestering cheerfulLalopecoid HD: SLY. Homie respond. Kevin said you might be dead. Kevin is a fucking liar. A liar who put me in a hole.
CA: ALEKS.CA: oh my jesus aleks, i am alive.CA: kevin is a fucker don’t listen to him.CA: it’s good to hear you’re okay, though.CA: this game is fucked, homie.
HD: Killing the bird could help, With one bird. What about it’s family? There are hundreds, Sly. HD: I’ll get wreaked. HD: And yes I know. Go consult the mythical oracle. How does he even know about this game? Like, I bet you he’s hiding a fucking walk through from us or something.
CA: pfft, maybe. CA: but he also knovvs, like, personal shit. it’s freaking me out. CA: hey, he helped me get to some vveird portal thing to your land, so i’m good. CA: i’m gonna do through it now.
[ yeah you are. you look around, but then look at the portal. you’re not gonna wait anymore. so you jump through and-
you’re here. you think. well, it was worth a shout, right? ]
SLY: aleks?!
TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.
CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?
TT: Wow, dude. Have more hope, will you? TT: But a way to get to another’s land? TT: Really, it depends. But I think you’ll get there. TT: You have to find a kind of portal. Like the one that got you in the game. TT: The one with the pretty pattern? Find that. TT: I’ll give you some time to do that.
CA: ha ha, very funny, kevin. 11/10 joke. CA: you don’t think i’ll get there, you knovv i vvill. CA: don’t think i don’t knovv that you knovv basically everything about this game. CA: it’s obvious. CA: but hold on, let me go find it.
[ you get up and start to wander around your endless world of ruins and forests. it takes a while, but you reach a fallen column. you see that familiar, purple portal. you open up pesterchum yet again. ]
CA: alright, since you’re magical or vvhatever and can see me, am i here?
habitualDebt began pestering cheerfulLalopecoid HD: SLY. Homie respond. Kevin said you might be dead. Kevin is a fucking liar. A liar who put me in a hole.
CA: ALEKS.CA: oh my jesus aleks, i am alive.CA: kevin is a fucker don’t listen to him.CA: it’s good to hear you’re okay, though.CA: this game is fucked, homie.
HD: Wha..? HD: I’m not killing the bird! And not because it could probably kill me. HD: but also because there’s like, a whole nest of them man. HD: And thank you, Use Kevins egotistical knowledge on this game to our advantage. HD: That advantage being saving me. HD: I’m important.
CA: but killing the bird could help a lot. CA: it vvas just a thought, anyvvays. CA: and you are very important! CA: so i’m gonna talk to kevin really quickly to see if he can get me to your land.
TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.
CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?
TT: I have my methods. TT: Anyways, what have you been doing in your short time in this game. TT: After all, you guys did scare me to death by thinking you were all FUCKING DEAD. TT: Least you could do is tell me how you’re living.
CA: god damn, kevin, calm the fuck down. CA: i’m fine. this vvorld is really fun to explore. CA: i mean, it’s kinda sad to look at, but fun to explore. CA: hey, is there anyway to get to other people’s lands? CA: i vvanna go save aleks from holes and crows.
habitualDebt began pestering cheerfulLalopecoid HD: SLY. Homie respond. Kevin said you might be dead. Kevin is a fucking liar. A liar who put me in a hole.
CA: ALEKS.CA: oh my jesus aleks, i am alive.CA: kevin is a fucker don’t listen to him.CA: it’s good to hear you’re okay, though.CA: this game is fucked, homie.
HD: Look dude, I’m glad you’re okay but I’m not. HD: I am in a hole. HD: Sly I need help. HD: The birds are huge bro. HD: There’s one waiting to peck me. HD: I feel threatened. HD: You have to be my knight in foxy armor.
CA: you’re in a hole? CA: hovv the fuck did that happen? CA: listen, i don’t even knovv hovv to get over there to help. CA: but i’ll try?? CA: maybe the fucker knovvs stuff about this game since he’s so all-knovving novv. CA: just, uh... kill the bird? i don’t knovv.
TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.
CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?
habitualDebt began pestering cheerfulLalopecoid HD: SLY. Homie respond. Kevin said you might be dead. Kevin is a fucking liar. A liar who put me in a hole.
CA: ALEKS.CA: oh my jesus aleks, i am alive.CA: kevin is a fucker don’t listen to him.CA: it’s good to hear you’re okay, though.CA: this game is fucked, homie.
