i'm the king now

affiliated creaturestuck!kevin rp SEER OF VOID

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Note to self: NEVER show James your sprite, Kevin.

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kevin. HEEEEY kevin. YOU aliveeeeee???

That’s... strange. You haven’t seen this conversation yet. You can’t even see who’s talking to you.

[TT]: Uh... hello? I am alive, yes. 

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how did kevin and chilled get from arguing about how chilled and smarty’s moirailigance (fuck off i can’t spell) is unhealthy to chilled complaining on how he’s terrified of his consorts?

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it’s official; kevin is everyone’s kismesis

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

It’s official. ALPHAS ARE NOW OPEN FOR APPLYING!

While no specific people (other than, you know, having something to do with The Creatures) have been set in who can be Alphas, we do already have two positions filled! (Being ChilledChaos and TehSmarticus)

Send in applications for those you think are closely enough related to The Creatures!

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sly and kevin are fighting and i love it.

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: Do you know what we really need? HD: You to relax. HD: Come to the Hole Hotel, Only $10 per night.  HD: Free grass skirt.

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TT: I don't have time to relax, Aleks. TT: If you saw what I can, I guarantee you that you'd act the same way. TT: We’re fucked if I can't stop what is going to happen, okay? TT: So I need Sly far from you.

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: Made* I have my grass skirt already made and more are coming. This is a business, Kevin. I can’t slack off. HD: Also what the fuck do you mean you shouldn’t be focusing on my needs? What if I was dying Kevin? HD: I guess finding my dead body comes first. No need to help the dying. HD: (At least Sly thinks I’m important.)

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TT: Oh my god. Good job. TT: I didn't say your needs aren't important. TT: He just needs to be focused on his own. He can be valuable. TT: It's hard to explain now... You'll understand later.

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TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.

CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?

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CA: ha ha, very funny, kevin. 11/10 joke. CA: you don’t think i’ll get there, you knovv i vvill. CA: don’t think i don’t knovv that you knovv basically everything about this game. CA: it’s obvious. CA: but hold on, let me go find it.

[ you get up and start to wander around your endless world of ruins and forests. it takes a while, but you reach a fallen column. you see that familiar, purple portal. you open up pesterchum yet again. ]

CA: alright, since you’re magical or vvhatever and can see me, am i here?

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TT: I won’t deny it, but I’m not going to tell you how either. TT: If I told you how, we’d be in big trouble. TT: There’s no telling what you could do.

You look up to the clouds when the question is asked. That looks right.

TT: Yeah. Head in, and you’ll be there.

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: Shit, I’m going to be a hobbit. HD: Gotta make this place fancy at least, Expand it and shit. HD: Free grass skirts for all guest. HD: Start a hotel here. HD: No birds allowed. HD: No but seriously do you have any clue when Sly is getting here I need to pee and I’m not doing it in this hole.

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TT: Have fun with that hobbit stuff. TT: Maybe you could get Seamus in on it. He is an actual hobbit. TT: Wait- are you making grass skirts? Oh my god. TT: I know a sprite who would love that. TT: But he should be there soon, I just led him to the portal. TT: He really shouldn’t be focused on your needs, though. He needs to make progress.

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TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.

CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?

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CA: god damn, kevin, calm the fuck down. CA: i’m fine. this vvorld is really fun to explore. CA: i mean, it’s kinda sad to look at, but fun to explore. CA: hey, is there anyvvay to get to other people’s lands? CA: i vvanna go save aleks from holes and crows.

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TT: Wow, dude. Have more hope, will you? TT: But a way to get to another’s land? TT: Really, it depends. But I think you’ll get there. TT: You have to find a kind of portal. Like the one that got you in the game. TT: The one with the pretty pattern? Find that. TT: I’ll give you some time to do that. 

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: Well fuck you too Kevin I don’t hear you boasting about any of your accomplishments. HD: Plus if James was dealing shit out yet I would know. HD: and do you think I’d still be hiding in holes if the crows weren’t still here?

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TT: Because boasting is kind of stupid. It depends on, really. TT: Well, whether he’s dealing shit out or not, he’s still a friend, and vital to beat this thing. TT: As soon as he gets his ass in here. TT: Hey, listen, I’m just trying to help. TT: I don’t know what you should do then. You’ll have to live out the rest of your days in a whole.

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: Kevin I’m going to ask you not assume so lowly of me or James. HD: James is a partner, A friend. not a dealer. HD: And HD: Well, I got out of the hole… HD: Uhm… HD: I walked a bit before I picked up a paperclip on the ground aaand HD: A crow attacked me. HD: So now I’m in another hole. HD: Safe and sound. HD: … HD: Well, I think I did a good job. Promotion to me.

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TT: Sorry, always have to expect the worse when it comes to people in this game. TT: But holy shit. TT: That’s not even promotion worthy. That’s like a parade, tops. TT: Maybe a medal. TT: Are there crows there now? Like, above the hole?

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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[About 5 minutes later.]

HD: Sir I live an honest life free from James’s drugs. HD: Also good news.  HD: I made some progress. HD: I’m no longer in the hole I was in before.

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TT: I'll believe that when James gets here. TT: But that makes it sound like you've moved into a different hole. TT: Aleks, what the fuck happened?

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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HD: I have adapted to change. HD: I’ve even made a grass skirt. HD: To symbolize peace between the crow an ivhv jn    kcfm,

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TT: Aleks? TT: Did you find drugs in that hole? TT: .... TT: God damn it.

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habitualDebt [HD] began pestering tenebroseTigerism [TT] HD: You're a fucker.

TT: Why the fuck is everyone calling me that?TT: Good to see you too, Aleks.TT: You still in that hole?

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TT: I am not a fucker, asshole.

CA: so novv you’re a fucker and a stalker?CA: how the fuck did you even knovv i called you that?

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TT: I have my methods. TT: Anyways, what have you been doing in your short time in this game. TT: After all, you guys did scare me to death by thinking you were all FUCKING DEAD. TT: Least you could do is tell me how you’re living.