The OG Cheerleader!

Blu Team Cheerleader!

[cheerqueenbites]

------ INTRODUCTION! ------

Heyyyo, my name is Brooke! I've heard about all my teammates making these blogs and getting harassed online, so I thought I'd have some fun too! I don't know how or why they're so popular, but I'm sure I can surpass them. >:)

I'll mostly answer asks here, maybe show off outfits I like. A girl is bound to get bored with wearing the same blue uniform :P

(//ooc below cut!)

-- ALLOWED: --

This blog is run by @l3m0nb4lm! It's a rp blog for my lovely Tf2 oc, Brooke Stevans, AKA Cheerleader. She's peppy, competitive, and a surprisingly adamant girl's girl- despite the "girls" being men, most of whom are twice her age.

Tags:

#Brooke Stevans - basically everything about Brooke, including stuff about her on other blogs!

#Brooke Babbles - in-character reblogs of posts unrelated to asks/answers

#Alright.She'll.Bite - ask answers! It's also a pun on a common phrase and her name :)

- mild flirting

- tone tags!

- role-playing

- questions

- pictures

- magic anons (depending on the magic)

- ships

- other ocs

- canon characters

- fandom crossovers

- in-universe drama

-- ABSOLUTELY NOT: --

- anything suggestive/nsfw

- cause her severe bodily harm

- angst (I love it as much as the next guy, but not here..)

- real drama

- politics

- homophobia, transphobia, general bigotry

- venting

--- Thank you, and have fun!!! ---

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Hey! Enumerator here.

I was looking through the blog data the Bureau's collected thus far, and I have noticed patterns in staff classes outside the main 9.

Would there be any interest in a series of posts highlighting the various members of popular 10th classes?

Please let me know.

Thanks for your co-operation and good luck out there.

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[cheerqueenbites]

Go nuts

[grape-flavored-acid]

Am I allowed ta crossdress?? Soldia said it ain't "manly" but I saw the British do it so I don't see why I can't

[cheerqueenbites]

I think your team has bigger problems than you wanting to dress up pretty, so I'd say go for it! Worst thing it could do is distracted your team a little

[grape-flavored-acid]

Hmmmmmmm

Let's be honest, I think da BLU team has a lot of screws loose

I mean, have ya seen what they'd done???

[cheerqueenbites]

I can get worse

[cheerqueenbites]

'Ey, cheergal! Jus made dhese cornflak deserts for our team! Wan sum?

Oh HELL yeah, those look delicious!! What's in them?

[ur-fave-sawyer]

Maam are you still here with us @cheerqueenbites

[cheerqueenbites]

Of course I am, it takes a lot more than killing me once to get rid of me :)

[cheerqueenbites]

ok I did drop ome of the Pom Poms on soldiers foot but that was on purpose

Homeboy what did he DO?? You had access to my pom-poms for like five minutes and you're already breaking people's bones..

[cheerqueenbites]

My ribcage hurts :,)

It's felt like I've got a knife lodged between my ribs on one specific part on one side for three days straight now, and respawning hasn't fixed it, now I need to know if a medic messed up somewhere or if it's just my body betraying me again

[cheerqueenbites]

I LEARNED HOW TO DO HAIR

LEMME STYLE YER HAIR

Uhh sure! Be careful tho, if you rip out some of my hair I'm going to pin you to a tree with a spear through you like a bug and leave you there..

[bluwithoutaclu3]

Woah- alright I'll be careful.. Gulp..

[fucknugg3t]

WAIT CMON if he gets to do your hair then I wanna clean your Pom poms I can sharpen em too!!

@cheerqueenbites

[cheerqueenbites]

Good lord, everyone wants to help with something now.. be CAREFUL with them, they weigh like 20+ lbs each and if you put them down too fast they'll leave holes in anything that isn't straight concrete. Including body parts.

But yeah you can mess with them as long as you don't like. Bend the points somehow

[cheerqueenbites]

I LEARNED HOW TO DO HAIR

LEMME STYLE YER HAIR

Uhh sure! Be careful tho, if you rip out some of my hair I'm going to pin you to a tree with a spear through you like a bug and leave you there..

[fucknugg3t]

I think it’s so funny the people he gets along with the most are all Blu team mercs boy you are in SO much trouble how did you manage that?? he’s friends with like five or six different Blu scouts 💀where did you even FIND that many

See if you can recognize the specific Blu blogs

Too tired to do proportions any more then that

[bluscoutcasperdoesthings]

'Ey, pals... Heard that BLUs are just clones...

Is that true..?

[cheerqueenbites]

Depends, I think. I'm not, but my team all is, so. I think most are? But some also aren't. I'd give you like a 50-50 chance on whether it's a clone or not

[cheerqueenbites]

yo do you want cookies

YES?? I'm so mad tumblr hid this from me.. what kind of cookies are they??

[bluscoutcasperdoesthings]

Awhh, man! It's women's day! Make sure to go buy yer girlfried roses and hug yer mom!

Hah! I'll probubly gonna go to teh graveyard soon.

[fucknugg3t]

hmm I don’t have any of those… wait! I know one girl!!

..oh you’re goin to the cemetery..? Man I’m sorry about that

[cheerqueenbites]

Only one? There's like. At least three I can think of that you interact with

That said, I'm probably gonna make some kind of offering for my sister. She's probably dead, so.. this is the best I'm gonna be able to do.

[fucknugg3t]

…ok I know like one girl in person, the rest is like telephone or interdimensional or like.. well yknow ..sorry about your sister

[cheerqueenbites]

Fair enough

And don't worry too much about it, she's maybe alive somewhere! They never did find her body, so. Who knows

[fucknugg3t]

….oh, yeah hopefully..

[cheerqueenbites]

Yeahhh..

[bluscoutcasperdoesthings]

Awhh, man! It's women's day! Make sure to go buy yer girlfried roses and hug yer mom!

Hah! I'll probubly gonna go to teh graveyard soon.

[fucknugg3t]

hmm I don’t have any of those… wait! I know one girl!!

..oh you’re goin to the cemetery..? Man I’m sorry about that

[cheerqueenbites]

Only one? There's like. At least three I can think of that you interact with

That said, I'm probably gonna make some kind of offering for my sister. She's probably dead, so.. this is the best I'm gonna be able to do.

[fucknugg3t]

…ok I know like one girl in person, the rest is like telephone or interdimensional or like.. well yknow ..sorry about your sister

[cheerqueenbites]

Fair enough

And don't worry too much about it, she's maybe alive somewhere! They never did find her body, so. Who knows

[bluscoutcasperdoesthings]

Awhh, man! It's women's day! Make sure to go buy yer girlfried roses and hug yer mom!

Hah! I'll probubly gonna go to teh graveyard soon.

[fucknugg3t]

hmm I don’t have any of those… wait! I know one girl!!

..oh you’re goin to the cemetery..? Man I’m sorry about that

[cheerqueenbites]

Only one? There's like. At least three I can think of that you interact with

That said, I'm probably gonna make some kind of offering for my sister. She's probably dead, so.. this is the best I'm gonna be able to do.

[bluscoutcasperdoesthings]

We hav'a cheerleader as a class...? That's neat... and this just rminds me that Miss Pauling exists! cant believe i jus forgot abot her!

Oh, oh! And happy women's day! I dunno what ur job does... but our team appreciates yer work!

An happy women's day to yer sister... Sorry to hear dat...

[cheerqueenbites]

Thanks! I'm an offense class :) my job basically consists of breaking as many bones as possible and then dying :)

I'm sure she'd appreciate it, thanks