Purp Scout y'all

Name: Jules Fordley He/him 60% radiation, 40% blood and all awesomeness, baby!

[grape-flavored-acid]

Heya, fellas. Jules the PRP Scout here! Call me Scout as most do, I guess, or just call me Jules! No cute-or-whateva nicknames, ya hear!

I'm, like, comin' outta of retirement and starting up this blog thingy again

Blah, blah, blah, you know the drills! Ask me questions and I just might mock ya if ya unlucky enough!

(Old intro post ← idk but it's gone now. Link doesn't work)

Yeah, mod is back (refer to this post ← link also doesn't work. Fun). Anyways, feel free to bother, rp and ask Jules questions again!

I'm kind of developing some lore for him just so I can better articulate his speech, behavior and attitude towards different people and anons

Have fun interacting with him :>

As per usual, here are the tags:

✧ Jules/Scout talks: #hey i'm talking 'ere

✧ Jules/Scout answers: #you ask what now

✧ Jules/Scout interacts with other blog(s): #yo what's up

✷ Mod talks (posts): #out of the body

✷ Mod answers: #am i the artist now

☆ Updates/announcements: #my news piece

☆ Reblogs (mod in tags/others): #waiting room type music

As of making this new intro post, it is March 13th, 2026. Old @ is @/purple-scout-tf2

[grape-flavored-acid]

Pals, be honest with me 'ere: do any of y'all like jellybeans? A lotta people kept sayin' dat it was da worst candy ever and I disagree!!

[mason-blu-sniper987]

I only like tha red starburst jellys. I have trauma from that jelly belly game. The one with the jelly beans that either taste like strawberries or dog food..... I'll never look at Jelly Belly the same again....

Mason zones out, traumatized

[grape-flavored-acid]

I sure am glad I ain't neva tried that b'fore

I don' even know why people play dat game or eat dat, dat's disgustin'

[mason-blu-sniper987]

I have trust issues with jelly beans now.... I can only trust the Red Easter Starburst jelly beans....

[grape-flavored-acid]

Sorry ta hear 'bout dat, pal

If ya eva wanna hang at my place, I promise dere ain't no jelly beans like those

[grape-flavored-acid]

Pals, be honest with me 'ere: do any of y'all like jellybeans? A lotta people kept sayin' dat it was da worst candy ever and I disagree!!

[mason-blu-sniper987]

I only like tha red starburst jellys. I have trauma from that jelly belly game. The one with the jelly beans that either taste like strawberries or dog food..... I'll never look at Jelly Belly the same again....

Mason zones out, traumatized

[grape-flavored-acid]

I sure am glad I ain't neva tried that b'fore

I don' even know why people play dat game or eat dat, dat's disgustin'

[grape-flavored-acid]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Uhhh, I mean, it's a'right

My teammates are nice, I guess, but sometimes I feel like dey just don' care 'bout me, but dat's a dif'rent matta

[grape-flavored-acid]

I found some alcoholic grape sodas

Maybe I can invite Engie ta join me, but I dunno, guy always has his face glue ta his work

[grape-flavored-acid]

Woah, 500 likes? Ova night?

Well, thanks a lot, pals! Ya ain't so bad as I thought ya were!

[grape-flavored-acid]

6 7

Sorry, I don't even know why I did dat. Dat numba ain't even funny

[grape-flavored-acid]

So, like, it's been sooo borin' these days

I dunno what ta do

[ur-fave-sawyer]

Wanna like

Come watch wrestling rn?

[grape-flavored-acid]

Eh, sure, why not?

Where are ya? I might be able to bike my way on ova dere

[ur-fave-sawyer]

I’m at my base just pull up at the window

[grape-flavored-acid]

A'right. Be dere in, like, 15

[grape-flavored-acid]

I hate it when people are like: "But we 'ave [problem] like you too! Ya don't gotta overreact like dat!"

Yeah, pal, I don't care! Dat's how I react ta those things, so step off

[grape-flavored-acid]

So, like, it's been sooo borin' these days

I dunno what ta do

[ur-fave-sawyer]

Wanna like

Come watch wrestling rn?

[grape-flavored-acid]

Eh, sure, why not?

Where are ya? I might be able to bike my way on ova dere

[grape-flavored-acid]

So, like, it's been sooo borin' these days

I dunno what ta do

[ajsvthefourth]

Since trans visibility day is over, it's time for trans invisibility day

Or as I like to call it: transparent

[grape-flavored-acid]

Something from my main that sounds like something Jules would say

[grape-flavored-acid]

Happy April Fools, y'all!!!

I'm gonna go steal Demo's bottles and hide 'em in a locked bathroom!!

Don't any of ya go snitchin' on me

[grape-flavored-acid]

Pueble.. I like pirble too.. Yer a prettycool guy for asxout (=

Ps uhnnnm stay awav frommy brothrt he will killyou...

(( @whydoeshegetallthefun ))

You're a 'lil incoherent, pal, but I gotcha point!

An' I don't think I'm plannin' on gettin' anywhere near ya family, so don't worry 'bout dat

[grape-flavored-acid]

Am I allowed ta crossdress?? Soldia said it ain't "manly" but I saw the British do it so I don't see why I can't

[bluwithoutaclu3]

I wore a skirt once

And a bunny suit

[grape-flavored-acid]

Dunno if dat's s'pose ta be a yes or a no, but I'll keep dat in mind

[grape-flavored-acid]

Am I allowed ta crossdress?? Soldia said it ain't "manly" but I saw the British do it so I don't see why I can't

[cheerqueenbites]

I think your team has bigger problems than you wanting to dress up pretty, so I'd say go for it! Worst thing it could do is distracted your team a little

[grape-flavored-acid]

A'right! Thanks for da encouragement pal!

[grape-flavored-acid]

best jellybean flavor go

Pal, I dunno da flavor, but I like the green and red ones best!