Dream big, kids

Look sharp, ya dumbass

[humansofnewyork]

“What was the happiest moment of your life?” “I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”

[johanirae]

… that is the most beautiful thing I read in my lifetime

[tastefullyoffensive]

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

[freekicks]

happy liminal spacemas

[highschoolhandjobs]

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

[versaceslut]

[spacetwinks]

[stability]

[glitteratti-moved]

im sick of being a person! im gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. and none of you are powerful enough to stop me

[silverhawk]

amazon, i will absolutely consider these items.

[arandomthot]

Just the thought of that happening gives me anxiety

[onlytwitterpics]

[camodadcomic]

privacy PSA

[heck-yeah-old-tech]

Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

[blunder]

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

[brittany-murphy]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i love the implication here that he doesn’t usually exist in the real world

[mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator]

He doesn’t.