fucking yikes.

30-something and here for way too long. yeats @ ao3

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[roseredfingers]

[freekicks]

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[onlymosalah]

why do they treat messi like a make a wish kid

[freekicks]

the one time i actually root for england…

[loveridden1999]

would u rather england or argentina win?

i'd rather the stadium blows up

[freekicks]

zohran mamdani as a huge karim benzema stan: unexpected but delightful!

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[softbrah]

show of hands, who all is on here who used to be part of ontd_football back in the day?

[freekicks]

[fabioquartararhoe]

maybe the real world cup was the enemies we made along the way

[cubesandstuff]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

• I WILL TAKE MY ADHD MEDICATION

• I WILL BRUSH MY TEETH

• I WILL LEARN WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AFFIRMATIONS AND A TO-DO LIST IS

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[ashes2caches]

more like 250 years of bullshit.

[jomez]