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me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

finalproblem

Trying to figure out how characters faked their own death? That’s so five years ago.

Me, because this is LITERALLY THE SAME THING I WAS DOING FIVE YEARS AGO WHEN WILL I BE FREE WHEN (via finalproblem)

sad-foolish-buffoon

hey neurotypicals!!!

i drank ur dumb water!!!! i did ur stupid yoga!!!!! downward doggystyle n shit!!!! but i’m still sad!!!!!

beyoncebeytwice

dude just asked me “whats the name of that song we heard on the radio earlier kinda sounded like the Rugrats theme song” he was talking about work from home by fifth harmony this will stick with me forever

wirtgay

yeah, i do that with my stupidness.

wtfbeatlescartoon

*John knocks*

John: I wonder if anyone’s home

*dog barks*

Paul: ddijubluhlachberrais

imanes

where does this need to overshare come from…. why am I like this…. why can’t I be mysterious

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

me: puts sandals in my amazon cart once

amazon recommendation gremlins: alright boys, this motherfucker likes him some sandals. lets show him some god damned sandals

pynkdemonnn

Shout out to pornhub acknowledging national women’s day more than Facebook or tumblr

twister

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel

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callmebyyourelame

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.