I Think I Fucked Up My Soup

life ain't as glamorous as they make it look in minecraft... Video Games. Dungeons and Dragons. Anime. He/they

[rubydragon16]

KYOYᗩ OOTOᖇI ✶ 鳳 鏡夜 ✧ (ᑎOᐯEᗰᗷEᖇ 22)

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[st4rb0rnart]

Based off a pun my friend made

[ieafy]

In the night

[abookonthetrain]

[everythingfox]

[austimpowerz]

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[pnglove]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[revvethasmythh]

incredibly well timed joke

[oddarette]

Konpeito Bulbasaur <3

[oddarette]

Rainbow Marshmallow Swirl Bulbasaur. I know people are gunna think it’s frosting. I’ll allow it :3

[oddarette]

Gumballbasaur 🩷✨

[oddarette]

Strawberry candy bulbasaur 🍓

[quietwingsinthesky]

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

[quietwingsinthesky]

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.