EPIC AND INCREDIBLY PLAUSIBLE II THEORY
EPISODE SIX SPOILERS BELOW
we all know by now that the cast getting on that boat was an awful idea, not just because of the rabid lobster population, but because out at sea, it rains gunpowder and explosives during storms. ( as any well-versed sailor would tell you)
as we've learnt from apples dialogue in the the early s2 episodes, objects exhale oxygen rather than carbon dioxide.
with all those objects on that boat, the overabundance of oxygen will create an enviroment where fires are incredibly easy to start.
in this scene, mic has brough an uprooted treestump onto a boat. the worst thing to ever bring on a boat.
and as everyone knows, in english folklore, an uprooted treestump is the sign of a chainsmoker about to have another cig.
and you know what that results in? death.
when a dead chainsmoker is on a boat, that results in seagulls flocking to the area in mass.
and what do seagulls do?
breathe fire.
we could easily assume that by mics eye movement ( when she shows taco the stump) she is hiding something dastardly, like 700 pounds sterling of obscure music burned on cd.
but i present you this.
microphone, wanting to hide the fact that she is thrice divorced, has hidden trinitrotoluene inside of the stump, in hopes that when it detonates, it will hide the evidence of her history of divorce and impersonation.
because she isn't the real mic.
however, that theory is far too long to explain here, so i shall have to do it some other time.
anywho
the stump will inevitably explode because of this.
and when something explodes at sea, a recently passed monarch is brought back from the dead.
who do we know of that is a recently deceased monarch?
mepad.
( we know he was secretly a monarch and a member of seven royal families from deciphering how taco's eyebrows twitched during s2 ep18, along with the placements of grass blades in the beggining of said episode.)
mepad WILL be revived and that boat WILL explode.
MARK MY WORDS.
please make me aware of any thoughts you all may have on this. i am open to further discussion on the topic.
