Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage

Hobbies include sleeping and existing. (ACAB/ BLM)

[hotvampireadjacent]

Oh my god is that Jerma 985

[skiplo-wave]

Only spin off I will accept

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[3000s]

5 smells at stinkys

[conzoop]

We're smoking fucking worms you stupid piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheesecurdlingscream]

Dracula flow core

[aphrogenian]

person with naturally good skin:in the morning i wash with peepee. at night i use poopoo and glossier milky jelly. simple is best :)

[dorfs]

I will never forget this post until the day I die

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[theehorsepusssy]

[slimetony]

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go