Biting cheese

i like cheese pizza but hate cheese.

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Scholar!Alicent

King!Rhaenyra

In the sandy dunes to where the hot sand resides, A temple made out of sand in the shape of a cave's mouth is in the middle of a civilization.

Rhaenyra was showing the new scholar around, she has lush brown hair that resembles oak in the dark, and sand in the light. Her emerald eyes could rival the fresh waters of Oasis, just one look and it felt like your whole both was being bathe in spring water. Her completion was a timeless beauty and even their sundial couldn't pinpoint to where it would end. Face woven by the strings of Dreamfyre's strings, strings made from Sunfyre's melted scales, it was like all the dragonic gods came together and created her.

An Outlander, an Outlander looking more like their own than themselves, Rhaenyra has seen depictions of endless beautiful woman from her castle walls, and none of them could hold a candle to what's in front of her.

That's all true, so even her sharp tongue resembles that of a dragons tooth, sharp and always cuts.

" And here i thought there couldn't be a messier thing in life than your mothers death. "

Alicent said as she looks around the pyramid, she's seen these things in her scrolls, the inside was messier than she thought, it was a place of knowledge and pigs is what she saw.

Rhaenyra seriously hopes she can control herself and not just see a beautiful woman, but also a viscous beast.

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Halfway AU. [ A little scene ] (halfway AU is a Demigods au where Alicent, criston, and Joffrey are all children of the 7.)

"daughter. " The maiden spoke as she floated out of her arched way entranced lined with glowing golden light, the archway didn't even look like bricks but marble carved from the stone itself, the pristine white colour and continuous rays of sunlight from the window makes it apparent.

A goddess is here.

The goddess is Alicent's mother.

Inside the chapel that is their home, the Gothic architect with spikes on the towers, the egg was white that covered everything, the bare inside that looks like a cave scrapped from being mined, like a ravine turned in to into canyons. It's humid inside, warm from the candles that surrounds each other in a circle.

Alicent is on her knees in front of her mother, she was wearing her clothes from war, ir was itchy. Purple blood and ash swishes in the air as she bows down, she feels like a dusty book at the back of a personal library that no ones touched or clean in centuries.

The cloud dust that happens when she falls on to her knees is visible, as she sees the grey particles that danced around, some crisped from the nearby flames, ash turned to smoke. She coughs a bit, white blood stains the iron candle stand.

"Maiden. " Alicent mumbles, she's shaking from exhaustion and her heart is crying. She's sunk so low today, and not even on her knees. "How could you? Is this purity? Sending your children out to the war you've caused? " Alicent couldn't be angry, she's already tired from the bloodshed that her arms feel like they're surrounded by maggots that's eating her strength.

"i have many more other than you, alicent. " In her calm, echoing voice that made a deity a deity, Alicent's could feel the heavy gravity of her mothers words in her chest. Shaking as if it was a drum being beaten.

"oh, how i feel sorry for them too. " Alicent rolls her eyes to the left, her head faintly following to make her point. "Your eyes glaze over the wreckage. I'm not the only child that suffers, i am some of the only children of yours that hasn't died for this useless cause! "

The maiden frowns. "Alicent, anger isn't lovely with a face like yours. " The maiden advices.

"my face has been through a lot, it can go through some anger. " Alicent sharply replies.

"i do not see the point of this meeting. " The maiden sighed as she turns around.

"go ahead, go turn your back towards us until we memorize it better than your face! " Alicent pathetically shouted as her mother enters her archway's of glowing white. Leaving alicent alone on her knees in a chapel full of candles and heat.

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I'm bored, i have a family member that likes Honaki: Star Rail. So I'll be making Lesbian lol.

Anyways, Himeko x Kafka x OC.

( let's clear stuff up. I created some fake group in this space called 'Mantle Lights' this organization just takes, like a professional thief group? Like, they just steal stuff like data, blue prints, and all that shit. I just like the idea of pure chaos in space lol.) [ I also need help, do i go with Mantle Lights or Mantle Lights ]

Okay, so my OC is working with Mantle Lights, and yadda, yadda. She's Kafka's Ex, what happened is my OC(I'll call her Mauvre) she has Santorini blue hair, Mulberry purple eyes, she's 5'5, wears boots.

She's stolen alot of things, but the thing she keeps is her teleportation gloves, and she has the power of freezing people in place for a time before they could move.

So anyways, before her employment in Mantle Lights, She and kafka were together, but then kafka had to go be a stellaron hunter, leaving Mauvre to be alone in a dystopian planet, that is facing a revolution, anyways this planet is called Virlin.

Anyways, Virlin was shit, so what happened Mauvre stole Virlin's mother stone ( a stone that keeps everything alive) and makes a wish that she could freeze anything in place, and then boom, she has the ability to freeze her opponents and time for a while.

So, she escaped Virlin with the mother stone, she gave it to Mantle Lights for money, but somehow got a job. Now, she just steals shit and she's very petty to kafka.

"hey Mauvre " Kafka waves as she walks forward.

"how was leaving me in a dystopian planet? "

"relaxing " kafka calmly replies

That's all their interactions, like, Himeko has to hold back Mauvre from killing kafka, Meanwhile Himeko is Kafka's Enemies with benefits and feelings, same with kafka.

Anyways, When Mauvre was dating kafka, she was Naive, like really. Now she just has no self restraint.

Like :

"if you punch me- " kafka was about to finish until Mauvre punched kafka's nose

"sorry, what was that? " Mauvre asked

"-now you will not punch me again during this mission " kafka finishes as she holds her broken nose, then himeko will look up, unsurprisingly with an a hum.

"now how did that happen? " Himeko asked.

Mauvre shrugs " i have zero idea, Kafka was just asking me to ve good and not punch her during the trip. I said yes, then she punched herself. " Mauvre awfully explains as she sits on a chair, Himeko just nods and goes back to the hologram.

Kafka was just standing there, with a bleeding nose. " Why did you freeze me? "

"because of your strings. " Mauvre easily answers.

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And this girl is also petty with himeko.

"good morning, Himeko. " Mauvre greeted.

"Mauvre, can you eat the scrub- i mean get the scrub? " Himeko turns to look, to see Mauve just grabbing the scrub and eating it. It had dish soap on it.

Himeko was shocked. "Wha- "

"look, i just woke up. All my brain cells aren't working yet. " Mauvre made an excuse.

Himeko was looked at Mauvre with fear. "That was scrub was full of dish soap. "

"oh? " Mauvre just shrugged her shoulders "I've eaten worse, trust me. "

"i do trust you about that, what I don't trust is the bubbles in your body! "

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Pirate aegon ( inspired : tumblr )

Entomologist Helaena ( inspired : Ao3 )

Dragon rider Aemond

Knight Daeron

Assassin Alicent.

Alicent is trapped, all of the Hightowers are. With a stamp of their family logo on their chosen parts of the body, then from that green inked light tower comes chains that wrap around their bodies and crush their whole body in to death.

This whole thing i called chaining

Hightowers are tortured, beaten and bruised to be the perfect assasin, hiding in the shadows, killers. They didn't choose to be in this life. Alicent sees this as her mother died in a fire, her father killed his youngest son, her brother kills his daughter.

Alicent then fights for her life because she doesn't want her children to see the same faith as she did, so she let them go their own seperate way.

Helaena is a wandering bug researcher, Aegon is a pirate ( shes not proud of that one ), Aemond is fighting somewhere in Westeros, and Daeron is protecting her homeland.

She's never been happier, until an old enemy comes and calls and she has to answer.

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Naruto AU

Sasuke is a priest of a shrine that prays for the Kitsune. Whike sweeping the shrine, two of the front statues of sitting kitsune started to tremble, after an agonizing amount of hours. The kitsune statues suddenly break and out comes two tiny REAL kitsune's.

Ones a nine tail and the other just has one tail. Orange and pink. Sasuke doesn't know what to make of this, so, he brings them tk his family for help. Unsurprisingly, they treat them with respect, even if they look like baby foxes.

The foxes follow him everywhere, from the convenience store, to the mall. They just stroll behind him, they're both very annoying in their own way.

The pink one always tries to snuggle in-between neck, and the orange one keeps hitting his face. Sasuke is trying to do homework and two mystic animal are doing everything in their power to make him not do his homework.

He snuggles with them.

He really likes the two baby kitsune born from stone.

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Percabeth AU.

[ Human percy / Mermaid Percy ]

[Mermaid annabeth / Human Annabeth ]

Percy always wanted to be with the sea and Annabeth always wanted to be on the land..out of a stroke of chance, or fate. They both meet at the edge of a dock near a carnival.

Percy was standing on the water, his jeans rolled up to his knees as he plays with the sand. A flash of yellow caught his eye since it was clashing with the night sky. He walks towards the bob of yellow just to see a mermaid.

Percy blinked again, a freaking mermaid was on the beach. Blonde hair, Grey eyes, bluish skin, and Silver legs? Fins? He didn't really know how that worked.

So anyways, let's fast forward this.

They meet up, get to know each other, get a bit jealous of each others situation, then suddenly Annabeth remembers a way to switch places. But, they have to meet underneath the half-moon every night without fail.

So, they do this thing and percy is now a mermaid and Annabeth is now a human. They explore their respective places and they're loving it.

But they get too side tracked and missed the time. Now, this is a bit of a problem, since they both don't know where to live. They go to the ocean again to see that they can't transform back. They tell each other their homes address so they could report what happened to them to the others parents.

So thay happens, they sleep the night at the parents house, they try to find how to break the curse, they get closer since there was actually an underwater monument surrounded by air pockets, and they have to figure out this cave with an adventurous shark/goat? Named grover.

Grover is actually the creator of this underwater monuments son, so they ask him about it, but they got a sob back story on his father left him alone. Annabeth sympathizes and Percy is like ' Can i drown smelly gabe now? ' ( his is still a relative of abusive gabe )

So their adventure went on, they went to underwater cities and on land. ( Percy got a potion that temporarily turns him in to a human for 9 hours, )

They fall in love during these trialing times, they really meet friends and lost them, and they see the end.

And they ended with percy being human again and Annabeth being a mermaid, even if they do love each other they could never be together since this is where they- oh fuck that, lol, they could just transform from mermaid to human any day of the week, month, year, hour, yadda yadda.

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SpiderWorld AU.

Spidergirl ( Honey harper ) : I don't know what the fuck is a government, but i guess i hate it now.

Spiderman ( miles morales ) : why??

Spidergirl ( honey ) : pavitr hates it, and im just running with them. cause if pavitr hates them, no body likes them.

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Rhaenicent :

Alicent after sleeping with Rhaenyra : how could Rhaenyra's heart ever beat for someone like me?

Rhaenyra after sleeping with Alicent : and i just woke up with my ex, now that she's single.

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Yennefer and triss went horseback riding drunk, and somehow came back to the lodge with two buckets one filled with Scorpions and the other filled with snails , some fancy paintings from an art museum, and the list from Philippa that had the herbs they were supposed to buy while they went out and somehow got everything but those.

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SpiderWorld AU. ( So im bored, so im just creating a spiderman world or something )

This world is called Scitan, ( originally it was supposed to mean sci-fi and manhattan, but it sounded like Satan so this is where all the shit came from)

There are two main places, Heaven and Hell ( not literally. ), Heaven is a floating platform, just on top of Hell. Heaven is where the wealthy live, like, they're very wealthy, with healthy trees, lush grass, golden roads and it literally looks like a daydream.

And hell is below heaven, Heaven blocked the sun, so now hell is this cold, and desolate place. It's dirty, run down and honestly, if it wasn't for the second sun created by the people below, they would've been dead from the lack of sun.

It's just basically south side chicago.

Honey Harper got in to a car accident, her parents are dead and now moves in with auntie may in one of the apartments. ( It's honestly in one of the good places in hell )

But the car accident gave her amnesia. Now she's suddenly in a new place, new home, and she can remember a thing.

Then suddenly, she finds a tattoo? While she is looking at herself in the mirror, she finds her neck surrounded by these long lines? There are atleast eight lines surrounded by thin lines, she turns around to see a spider, right on top of the 1st to the 4th cervical vertebrae is a body of a spider, with it's eight legs wrapped around her neck.

Okay, the doctors at the hospital didn't tell her of any tattoo. She didn't know this,but the eight legs stand for her powers.

The Eight legs :

Invisibility

Intangibility

healing

web-shooting

sticking on to walls

Enhanced sense

super speed

Clone

Anyways, she thinks nothing of it, she starts school tomorrow, she reads her subject just o get ahead.

Everythings fine until she was showering at night, she was washing her neck next thing she knows everything's way too clear, her body feels light, and why is her skin suddenly a different color? She rushes to the mirror to see no hair.

Well, no face too. She just has this.. mask? Where is her hair? Or her face? She looks at her body and her body is still human.. it's just, there's this kind of scale? This hard armour on her. She pinches it, and it isn't stretchable. It's like touching concrete, she couldn't feel anything happening under it too.

She punched her arm, nothing. She's scared. Panicking, why can she still move her arm when this armour is hard as fuck?

She touches her neck again then suddenly she's her again, she as skin. She pinches herself and it hurts.

She cries happy tears as she finishes scrubbing herself dry, she doesn't touch the spider on her neck.

The next day she gone to school with uncle ben, took the test and left. They go get ice cream and see two 5 year olds in front of them. She looks at them, she really looks at them and they seem really familiar. They both shrink under her gaze, she was even more confused.

"miss, we're sorry for telling you those things. " They apologized and she's even more confused, Uncle ben seems to sense her confusion and gives them a good smile and nods.

They get their ice cream and leave, they leave the stall, they get home and she's curios. She presses her spider tattoo and her skin changes. She still had her clothes on, which is a relief.

When she looks at her skin, she could see the little intricate details, like the tiny bumps that now make up the texture of her skin, my gosh, she's gonna feel like a snake.

She rushes to bathroom until she realizes she's already there.

Then she sees herself, ( you guys can imagine her spider suit, never have i thought making a spiderman story and the hardest thing to imagine was her freaking spiderman suit. )

And she's shocked, she looks at her hands and she notices her wrists have three rings each on them.

She figures out some Powers, she figures out she can walk on air, not float or fly which wad a bust. Stick to walls, webs ( she figures that out with finger guns, but when the webs came out, it stuck to her palm, so now she still finger guns but the palm out of the way. ) And enhanced sense.

What she heard was none of her business, and the toothpaste in her mouth mixed with ice cream was actually delicious, she's trying that combination next time.

She actually figures out the suit may be indestructible by stubbing her toe, but instead of pain, the door dented a bit.

She's never been happier in her entire life.

Pt, 1.: Not sure if im making a part 2.

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In my head, i created an alternate universe where all the young witches of Aretuza ( Sabrina, Triss, Yennefer, Keira, Fringilla. ) made a bet on who could make the rectoress inhale weed first. ( The bets were in Sabrina and Yennefer ) When the battle of sodden came around, and fringilla flicked weed that was a close brother to dimeritium, and won the challenge.

When she and Yennefer get caught by elves, she explained it all and Yennefer slapped the shit out of her, and made a mental note to give Fringilla 10 Ducats. Not that she could use them in nilfgaard anyways.

Yennefer also noted she may slap fringilla again for wearing the most shit eating grin she's ever seen.

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" don't hold me if you don't plan to keep me. " Is such a triss x Philipa sentence.

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Theme : Daughter is trying to kill her father, her girlfriend is helping more or less.

"you're apologizing to your father? " Rhaenyra asked as Alicent stirred a concoction so hypnotic blue, it made Rhaenyra think of Dreamfyre's scales.

Rhaenyra looks up from the cauldron to meet Alicent's offending stare, the princess is confused on what she could have said to offend her friend so much.

Then, the most nefarious thing entered her ears.

"are you not going to apologize to your father while you're mixing his poison? " Alicent asked with an judgmental stare, "you are a bad daughter, princess. " Alicent scowls.

"i think me not mixing my fathers death drink, places me leagues higher than you. " Rhaenyra blurted out, pointing at the glowing mixture of whatever poison is made with.

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I'll let my fangs sink in to your sink in to your skin, your neck bleeds, blood gushes in to my mouth as i widen my mouth for some space in side you.

I look in to your doe eyes, they look so delightful. Tears well up on the bottom as i wonder how delicious it would taste as i pop one of your eyeball in-between my teeth.

I can feel my mouth watering and my teeth weakening, it wants a taste. But your collarbone would have to do as i rip it's skin, careful not to do anymore.

I can see your bones, i lick them clean of blood as try to bite it.

You shake so wonderfully. It makes me shiver.

"i love you alicent, my bronze coin covered in gold. "

"Rhaenyra please, my granddaughter. "

"you must be happy, those chains of yours aren't made of copper. Pure gold, just like my devotion for you. "

"Rhaenyra, please, how is she? "

"not like you, don't worry. "

I murmured as i sucked on the bloodied wound. Blood seeps out, bones could be seen and i just wanted to crawl inside of you and never leave.

"Rhaenyra. "

So pretty, your voice. I should probably take that next so you won't be able to manipulate me, wonder me any further. You do that quite amazingly already.

"it hurts. "

Smiling against Alicent's collar bone, the blood covers my lips, warm,so warn, something bubbles up my throat and suddenly laughter could be heard against cell walls.

"it must. " I say, " it's the hurt i like, you wear pain well. "

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Triss Merigold punched Philippa Eilhart atleast one time, either by accident or by purpose, i will die on this hill and i know for a fact that yennefer still laughs about it till this day.

( i dunno, maybe if i make a short fanfic about them, it would be mentioned or something. )

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what do you think is the importance of weirwood trees in hotd and with rhaenyra's and alicent's relationship in particular?

the weirwoods are used as a "knowledge" and "nature" motif in asoiaf and neither rhaenyra nor alicent can be associated to that themes.

the idea of being watched is also present with the weirwoods, and all about their relationship can be interpreted as the fear of being watched. the weirwood is their safe place, but they're still watched there. their roles are their curses and they can never escape them, even when they think they're alone.

also, we have criston's suicide attempt inthe godswood. weirwoods are associated with blood magic and alicent took a sacrifice away from them. that may have angried the old gods, but we don't really know if they work that way. we still don't know enough about them to say.

it's interesting how the dagger who killed the night king in got is also a dagger heavily associated with rhaenyra and alicent. their relationship and connection to the old gods is fortified that way, but i really don't get why.

mostly, i think, the weirwood represent their love for each other. we know the weirwood is cut sometime before the current timeline and the most dramatic sense would be if it was cut during the dance of dragons. the weirwood being cut represents alicent and rhaenyra's relationship being damaged beyond the point of no return. and cutting a weirwood tree is sacrilege, it's a crime towards the old gods, whoever orders its cutting will be punished. because in the end, the biggest crime was destroying a beautiful bond because of male hubris and greed.

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This post is amazing, and i raise you this.

The weirwood tree is where Rhaenyra ( kind of ) lied to Alicent's face and ended it with ' i swear upon my mother's grave '.. but her mother's dead? Who's gonna take the mantle if she did lie?

Her son. Aemma was reincarnated as Lucerys for one sole purpose, to pay for his mother's lies. Rhaenyra cursed Lucerys even before he was born, and the old gods wanted their pay for Rhaenyra's lies.

And with the knowledge of Alicent's pain, they wanted Rhaenyra to experience the pain of someone who you trust, lie to you. ( And while Alicent didn't technically lie, it felt that way to Rhaenyra ) so the gods needed to spin this thing a bit.

So yeah, he died getting eaten by a dragon.

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If i was reincarnated as Alicent ( in the show verse, which i am thankful not ) i would've been PETTY.

I don't know how Alicent just takes the fall for her childs faults, like, Rhaenyra saying that the green children are fucked up because of a their mother? Their mother who was also a child, and didn't know better? Who didn't know the world she was bringing her children in to? I love Rhaenyra, i love her, but she was so shitty. ( She was human. )

Anyways, if i was in Alicent's shoes? I would've been swinging even before the eye loss, and the fact angering her comes when her children was maimed. Not when she was made a laughing stock by her own husband, not when her father was sentenced away from court, not even when her best friend left her at the most crucial time of her life.

It takes a son to have some agency because she probably wasn't taught to put herself above others.

When Rhaenyra opens her mouth about Alicent'schildren, i would've gone. " Well, atleast they have their fathers colouring. "

I would've been the most pettiest bitch alive.

Rhaenyra : do you know where my husband is?

Alicent : well, if he isn't picky, probably with my own, given how... Queer Targaryens could be.

Throwing shit after shit after shit in their face.

Rhaenyra : how about a truce?

Alicent : that's a strong commitment.

You wouldn't see a screentime where Alicent and Rhaenyra are together, and there isn't atleast three throwaway comment's about their heritage. None.