Off Campus Head Cannons (only from the show, I haven’t read the books yet)
Garrett Graham
• Garrett “king of consent” Graham. If he doesn’t feel that you’re completely into it he’ll stop.
•Certified munch (but we all knew that)
•Sings in the shower 100%
•buys you period products shamelessly.
•very attentive when you’re on your period; extra cuddles, gets you your favorite snacks, will rub your feet, etc.
•He will always make sure you cum and that it was good for you.
•Big classic rock guy (as we know), but his guilty pleasure is the Neighborhood or Arctic Monkeys
•big setting the mood guy; there will always be music even if his roommates aren’t home (and maybe a scented candle or two)
•dancing around the kitchen to music when his roommates aren’t home.
•guilty pleasure chick flick watcher
•Keeps your favorite snacks and drinks in the house.
•Protective
•Whipped. You can convince him to do virtually anything with you.
•guards your drinks at the bar
•always keeps a spare tee/hoodie in the car for you
John Logan
•an advocate of “she comes first” (both ways)
•divorced dad rock listener
•will attack anyone who objectifies/cat calls you in public
•Feminist (a little performative)
•AMAZING with his hands
•consent king
•gets off on making you cum
•Big reader
•RESPECTFUL TO EVERY SINGLE WOMAN
•MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
•Head over heels; will do anything to make you happy no matter what.
•Loves being the little spoon
•Loves when you run your fingers through his hair
•back scratches will make him melt
•Will cook for you
•chews his nails
•gives you flowers all the time
•tries to solve all of your minor inconvenience
•your biggest hype man
•Will read to you if you ask
•likes waking you up with breakfast
•Loves seeing you in his clothes
•let’s you braid his hair, do his makeup, does face masks with you, watches movies with you and then discusses them with you after.
•is constantly checking on you
•treats you like a queen
Dean Di Laurentis
•loves when you wear skimpy little outfits/lingerie
•Is always hard around you
•listens to Taylor Swift sometimes
•Chappell Roan
•Sets up the sweetest dates
•teaches you how to play chess
•Takes you boating
•loves watching you tan on the beach
•Head scratches
•likes being read/sang to
• bubble baths/face masks/bath bombs
•has experimented with men (both bottom and top) but prefers the female figure
•golfs (country club member)
•Buys you dresses
•another shameless period product buyer, if called out he says something along the lines of “What never seen a dude on his period before?”
•shameless, does not care what anyone but you thinks about him.
•You get a dog and name him Goose. Beau gets jealous.
•SIMP. MUNCH.
•acts like a baby around you; cuddles, kisses, follows you around, etc.
•carries you
•show off
