The One Where Jack Abbot Is My Lord And Savior

SJ Sharks/UofM hockey fan Heated rivalry fiend/ Josh Allen glazer/the Pitt

[liaisbroke]

things boys of tommen taught me:

— you NEVER know what someone else is experiencing

— your actions do not define you

— your hardships do not justify your actions

— everyone has their own struggles and traumas

— men do not stop talking about their dicks (thanks for this one kae)

[cheesyweasel66]

Off Campus Head Cannons (only from the show, I haven’t read the books yet)

Garrett Graham

• Garrett “king of consent” Graham. If he doesn’t feel that you’re completely into it he’ll stop.

•Certified munch (but we all knew that)

•Sings in the shower 100%

•buys you period products shamelessly.

•very attentive when you’re on your period; extra cuddles, gets you your favorite snacks, will rub your feet, etc.

•He will always make sure you cum and that it was good for you.

•Big classic rock guy (as we know), but his guilty pleasure is the Neighborhood or Arctic Monkeys

•big setting the mood guy; there will always be music even if his roommates aren’t home (and maybe a scented candle or two)

•dancing around the kitchen to music when his roommates aren’t home.

•guilty pleasure chick flick watcher

•Keeps your favorite snacks and drinks in the house.

•Protective

•Whipped. You can convince him to do virtually anything with you.

•guards your drinks at the bar

•always keeps a spare tee/hoodie in the car for you

John Logan

•an advocate of “she comes first” (both ways)

•divorced dad rock listener

•will attack anyone who objectifies/cat calls you in public

•Feminist (a little performative)

•AMAZING with his hands

•consent king

•gets off on making you cum

•Big reader

•RESPECTFUL TO EVERY SINGLE WOMAN

•MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

•Head over heels; will do anything to make you happy no matter what.

•Loves being the little spoon

•Loves when you run your fingers through his hair

•back scratches will make him melt

•Will cook for you

•chews his nails

•gives you flowers all the time

•tries to solve all of your minor inconvenience

•your biggest hype man

•Will read to you if you ask

•likes waking you up with breakfast

•Loves seeing you in his clothes

•let’s you braid his hair, do his makeup, does face masks with you, watches movies with you and then discusses them with you after.

•is constantly checking on you

•treats you like a queen

Dean Di Laurentis

•loves when you wear skimpy little outfits/lingerie

•Is always hard around you

•listens to Taylor Swift sometimes

•Chappell Roan

•Sets up the sweetest dates

•teaches you how to play chess

•Takes you boating

•loves watching you tan on the beach

•Head scratches

•likes being read/sang to

• bubble baths/face masks/bath bombs

•has experimented with men (both bottom and top) but prefers the female figure

•golfs (country club member)

•Buys you dresses

•another shameless period product buyer, if called out he says something along the lines of “What never seen a dude on his period before?”

•shameless, does not care what anyone but you thinks about him.

•You get a dog and name him Goose. Beau gets jealous.

•SIMP. MUNCH.

•acts like a baby around you; cuddles, kisses, follows you around, etc.

•carries you

•show off

[cheesyweasel66]

Hehe

[cheesyweasel66]

Robby had no intentions of coming back. Jack knows and so do Dana and Whittaker.

“Call me if things get dark.”

I don’t think a line has hit me harder than Jack making one last attempt to save Robby before he loses him forever.

[fashnik3]

On another note Noah Wyle played that scene with abbot perfectly. The grinning, almost laughing while avoiding eye contact is such a nervous tic. The number of times I’ve laughed in my partner’s face as he tries to talk to me about my having relapsed into self harm or harmful self talk, only because I can’t face it. I can’t look at it seriously or it’ll break me. What a performer man.

[incorrect-the-pitt]

[cheesyweasel66]

I love how I just learned that Dr. Collin’s and Dr. Robby were together and he got her pregnant and she got an abortion. How did I not notice this?(don’t answer that)

[cheesyweasel66]

SPOILER FOR S2E4 OF THE PITT!!!

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1. If this patient actually has MRSA this could be reallllly bad for the hospital.

2. Whitaker biceps?!?!

3. Whitaker dating widow with baby?!?! Or is gay Whitaker canon???

4. Santos mad at Whitaker why?

5. Hucklerobby fist bumps leave evil Whitaker speechless

6. Dr Al-Hashimi into Dr. Robby confirmed?

7. Evil Whitaker is making me mad.

8. Robby motorcycle accident foreshadowing???

9. I see a Robby crash out on Langdon/Dr. Al-Hashimi coming soon to a screen with HBO MAX near you.

[cheesyweasel66]

He’s such a twink 😝 getting all giddy off of a little bit of praise from Robby lol it’s actually cute how excited he is

[laceoddity]

This gif is making me homophobic actually, why is he like that? Are you in a disney channel original? What is this, Glee? It's like if Kurt Hummel pretended to be a doctor. Musical theatre looking ass. Or like 'Senpai noticed me >_<'

[littlegirlinvisible]

HUDSON WILLIAMS On The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (Jan. 7, 2026)

[cheesyweasel66]

This episode threw me for a loop. I cried, I screamed, I giggled. I hate this show as much as I love it. And now that Scott and Kip are out, Shane and Ilya might get to be together!!! I haven’t finished the books so idk. HOLLANOV 4 EVA

[amariscosmos]

real reaction to the end of episode 5

[intergalacticmca]

Too much talk in the fandom about how submissive Shane supposedly is and not nearly enough talk about how Shane has been holding Ilya hostage sexually for over 8 years. Shane has that man wrapped around his little finger and has been walking him like a DOG.

Shane has Ilya fucking WHIPPED.

[berabiesphobic]

Mmm better quality video for the fight

Jamie immediately grabbing trevor and them holding people back from attacking him...oo trevors got his ass locked down

[cheesyweasel66]

Happy Birthday to our crash out Captain :) Oct. 14th

My Favorite (the best) Captain in the NHL

[cheesyweasel66]

The Last of Us Episode 6

I binged the whole show in 3 days, bawled my eyes out when Joel died and now I get an episode all about him!?! I need this episode to come out before I have a mental breakdown and cry.

[cheesyweasel66]

The episode came out. It offed no support or comfort whatsoever. Neil Druckmann you better watch your back.