The crazy thing about the Pitt is that there are like five Chekhov’s guns and they are shooting different mirrors and bouncing off them all around that damn hospital and they all are going to hit Robby in the head.
I hope one day some of y’all can admit that we live in a world where neither Santos or Langdon is 100% correct and lots of things in that situation have gray areas
The writers have been sprinkling in hints throughout the season that Langdon isn't fully accepting responsibility for the harm he caused. Him getting upset and accusing Robby of punishing him when he was put in triage after not working for 10 months. Lying to Mel about "It never affected my work", despite him stealing and diluting medication necessary for patient care. The way he was told multiple times by two separate people that trying to talk to Robby would just upset him. Santos making it obvious that she doesn't want to interact with him, but he kept trying to force his way back into a teaching role. His sarcastic and condescending remarks during the teaching case. And then the half-lie he gave Al-Hashimi about "Well I was kinda an asshole to her once :(", instead of "She caught me stealing drugs and I tried to get her fired".
The writers were never going to get us the sickly sweet moment where Langdon thanks Santos for saving him from addiction.
Summary: You’re married to Frank, and Robby is your uncle, but people in the ER don’t know this and it ends up causing some problems
Warnings: kissing, workplace romance, false cheating rumors, family relationships, workplace rumors, no use of y/n
Word count: 2.0K
Requested by @thecranberrypineapple
a/n: finally managed to get some writing done! I haven’t had much free time with the holidays, traveling, and everything else, but I promise I’ll get to all the requests in my inbox...eventually 🫠
You’ve known Frank for a long time—long before you ever stepped into the ER. You met in college, both bright and eager to learn. From the moment you first talked to him, you knew you wanted to keep him around, wanted to make him a constant part of your life.
Luckily for you, you managed to get your wish.
Years of friendship slowly shifted into something more romantic, and before you knew it, it had turned into a lasting relationship. And when Frank finally got down on one knee, there was only one answer you wanted to give him.
That answer was yes.
You loved being Frank’s wife—loved knowing that at the end of the day, he was the one coming home with you. But there was one small issue: you both worked together.
Even though you’d started working in the same hospital back when you were just dating, and there was nothing that explicitly prohibited coworkers from being in a relationship as long as it didn’t interfere with their work in the ER, you and Frank had decided to keep your relationship quiet.
Not a secret exactly—more like something you simply didn’t mention at work. The moment the two of you stepped into the ER, you both slipped into your “professional mode,” only interacting with each other in ways that could be seen as two coworkers who happened to be friendly.
People knew you were married. Frank wore his ring on his finger every day, and you always had yours hanging on a chain around your neck—so yes, people knew you were married. They just didn’t know it was to each other.
It was kind of funny, actually. You and Frank had turned it into a sort of game. He would talk about his wife, always praising her, knowing you were close enough to hear. His eyes would find yours, giving you that knowing look that never failed to make you smile. And you did the same—talking about how amazing your husband was, your eyes often catching the soft smirk that would grace Frank’s features as you did.
It was the way the two of you had found to still give each other love during your shifts without alerting the rest of the people at work that you were actually talking about each other.
But that wasn’t the only thing people didn’t know.
Frank turned off the car engine, the silence in the interior taking over for a moment. You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath—this would be the last moment of peace and quiet you’d have until another twelve hours had passed, and you wanted to savor it.
Frank grabbed your hand, causing your eyes to open as you turned to look at him. You gave him a soft smile as he gazed back at you.
“Ready to march into battle?”
You nodded, giving his hand one last squeeze before reaching for the door handle.
“Hey, you’re forgetting something.”
You gave Frank a confused look, which made him pucker his lips, exaggeratingly tilting toward you.
“My goodbye kiss.”
You knew what he’d said, but with his puckered lips it sounded more like, “Mu gubye kisth.”
You rolled your eyes, glancing around to make sure no one was nearby before leaning over the center console and giving Frank a quick kiss.
“Come on, Langdon. We’ll be late.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
As always, you and Frank walked in together. Nobody questioned the fact that you always arrived with each other—you’d given the bullshit excuse that you lived close by, and that it was easier for Frank to give you a ride than for both of you to drive to work. Plus, it was better for the environment. One less car on the streets.
Of course, people believed you. You gave them no reason not to.
When you made your way over to check the board, Robby caught sight of you. He smiled and made his way over with ease. You let him tug you into a quick side hug, your arm wrapping briefly around his waist.
“Hey, Honey. How you doing today?”
You pulled back so you could look him in the eyes.
“I’m doing good. How about you, Robby?”
Your eyes caught the bags under his eyes, and you immediately knew he hadn’t slept well the night before. But Robby hated people worrying about him, so when he said he was fine, you pretended to believe it.
“You searching for a target?”
At Robby’s question, your gaze flicked back to the board, briefly catching Frank disappearing into one of the rooms with Mel before settling on the writing on the screen.
“Gonna start easy, I think. A kid with a nosebleed might be ready for discharge. I’ll go check on him.”
“Alright then. The kid’s in good hands. See you around, Honey.”
You smiled as Robby gave your shoulder a soft squeeze before heading off, leaving you to make your way toward your first patient. You didn’t even notice the glances, didn’t hear the whispers as you moved through the ER. But that didn’t mean they weren’t there.
See, here’s the thing—people in the ER love to gossip. It keeps them entertained, helps keep the pain and sadness at bay as you all try to make it through your shifts. And when people don’t have all the information, they can come up with some pretty wild rumors.
The most recent one was that you and Robby were secretly married to each other. Which was absurd—not only because of the age difference, but because Robby was family. Literally family. He was your uncle. Biologically. As in, your father’s brother.
But people didn’t know that. Only a select few did—people who mattered, like Dana and Jack and the higher-ups. They knew either because they’d seen you grow up, in Dana and Jack’s case, or because they’d been responsible for hiring you and were aware of your family ties to Robby.
But everybody else?
Oh yeah. They had no clue.
Which ended up causing some… issues.
Because the Robby rumor was bad—but the Frank one was so much worse.
It started harmlessly. Frank bringing you coffee during a lull. Leaning against the counter beside you while you charted, shoulders brushing. A hand resting briefly at the small of your back as he passed behind you in a crowded hallway.
Normal things. Small things.
Things that meant everything to the wrong people.
They started noticing it one by one. Santos clocked the way Frank’s voice softened when he spoke to you. Javadi caught the way Frank’s eyes followed you across the ER when you laughed at something a patient said. Whitaker saw Frank step a little too close when you were visibly shaken after a bad case.
And then, to make matters so much worse, someone saw you and Frank in a very private moment.
You hadn’t thought anything of it—ducking into an empty break room, adrenaline still buzzing through you after a rough trauma. Frank followed, shutting the door quietly behind him.
“Hey,” he murmured, hands already finding your waist. “You did good in there.”
You exhaled, leaning into him, fingers fisting in his scrub top as he kissed you—slow at first, then deeper. Familiar. Safe. His hand slid up your back, grounding you.
You were so caught up in Frank that you didn’t hear the door hinges open slightly. Didn’t hear the soft gasp, or the door shutting a little too quickly.
Someone had seen you with Frank. And because they thought you were married to Robby—and didn’t know Frank was married to you—the speculation took a sharp turn, fast.
An affair. A scandal. A nurse cheating with a married attending.
And somehow—somehow—people thought they’d finally figured out the truth.
They had no idea how wrong they were.
And because you had no idea these rumors even existed, you ended up unintentionally feeding into them.
When a tough case got to you, Robby had pulled you to the side, giving you a bear hug as tears swelled in your eyes. And when he left the room to keep working, and you started to take a breather, Frank had slipped in, his forehead resting against yours as he spoke comforting words.
And people saw it. They saw these small, soft moments—and twisted them into something they weren’t.
But like everything in life, there was a final straw.
It came as an accusation.
You were hunched over the chart, scribbling notes after checking on your patient, when a voice from the nurses’ station broke the quiet.
“You know… you should really own up to it.”
You froze, pen in midair. “Excuse me?”
They leaned a little closer, a smirk playing at the corner of their lips.
“Oh, come on. Don’t be coy. We all know you’re… you’re cheating on Robby.”
Your hand dropped to the counter. “What?!”
Someone else, leaning over nearby, snickered. You blinked, utterly confused.
“Cheating? On… Robby?”
The first person shrugged, eyes sparkling with mischief.
“Yeah. I mean… it’s obvious. You and Frank, right? We see it all the time.”
You held up a hand. “Okay, whoa. You need to relax. You’ve got this all wrong. Completely wrong.”
By that point, movement in the hallway caught your attention. Robby and Frank had both emerged from different rooms, strolling in the general direction of the nurses’ station. Their heads tilted slightly, noticing you animatedly talking to someone, lips moving, hands gesturing.
“Oh no,” you muttered under your breath. “This is going to get worse before it gets better.”
As they approached, you straightened, pinching the bridge of your nose.
“Okay,” you said, raising your voice just enough for everyone nearby to hear, “let’s get something straight. For everyone.”
The staff fell quiet, leaning in curiously.
“I am married—to Frank,” you said slowly, letting it sink in. “Robby is my uncle. I am not cheating on anyone. And yes, we all work together, but none of what you’re imagining is actually happening.”
A pause. Some eyes widened. Some shifted awkwardly.
And then there was Dana.
Dana had appeared quietly, arms crossed, a grin spreading across her face.
“Oh my god,” she said, barely holding back laughter. “This is gold. You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Robby calls you ‘Honey’ nonstop. What’s the deal with that?” the accuser jabbed.
You groaned, pressing a hand to your forehead. God, people really liked grasping at straws.
“‘Honey’ is my middle name. Robby’s been calling me that since I was a kid.”
The accuser froze, mouth opening and closing like a fish.
“Now that we’ve cleared that up, go back to work.” You turned to glance around at the people still gawking at you. “Everyone, back to work.”
The staff reluctantly returned to their tasks, whispers and smirks lingering just a little longer than usual. And Dana? Dana lingered a little longer too, clearly planning to tease you about this for weeks.
That’s when Frank appeared beside you, hands tucked in his pockets, smirk fully in place.
“Well,” he said, glancing around at the still-whispering staff, “guess the cat’s out of the bag now, huh?”
“Yeah,” you muttered, rolling your eyes but smiling. “I guess so.”
Frank leaned closer, voice dropping into a mock-serious tone.
“So… what’s stopping me from kissing you right here? In the middle of everybody?”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Decency.”
He raised an eyebrow, clearly offended. “Decency? Since when have I ever been decent?”
Before you could answer, he tugged you gently toward him. Lips met yours in a soft, fleeting kiss. You laughed against his mouth, and he grinned against yours before pulling back just enough to whisper:
“See? We should have told them about us ages ago.”
You shook your head, laughing softly. “You’re ridiculous.”
“Yeah,” he said, leaning his forehead against yours, “but you love me anyway.”
And you did.
You and Frank exchanged a look—quiet, silly, and utterly yours.
“Get back to work, Dr. Langdon.”
Frank gave you a mock salute. “Yes, Mrs. Langdon.”
You couldn’t help but smile and shake your head as he walked away. When he was finally out of view, you turned and stared at Dana.
“I hate you.”
She gave you a smile and pulled you into a hug.
“No, you don’t.”
You couldn’t hold back the smile that crept onto your face. Because yeah—you didn’t.
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included: dr. michael 'robby' robinavitch, dr dennis whitaker, dr frank langdon, and dr jack abbot (might make a part 2 and add more characters hehe)
℘ DR ROBBY
making out w ur ass જ deepthroat જ deeper n deeper જ such a tease જ kneading ur ass જ spread ur legs wide open for him જ
ᯤ DR WHITAKER
inked!dennis જ dryhumping જ after shift video જ hasnt seen you in weeks જ involuntary hip movements જ god he loves when u control him જ slow and soft જ
⚡︎ DR LANGDON
loves watching you squirm જ at your mercy જ early morning before his shift જ he loves ur strap જ laid out before him જ loves how you look at him જ
ᝰ DR ABBOT
pussy whipped જ riding him જ cant stop thinking about you જ touchy feely જ breakfast જ all black જ in uniform જ personal plaything જ
