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@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

… you all seem to think that laughing at my misfortunes is a good idea….

Oh No, no. No, it’s just uuh… Um.

Why don’t we… head on inside, I’ll see what I can do with my brother of mine haha

You do that

Ah.. while you’re convienently here.. might I ask for your assistance in carrying something?

… do tell

I… kinda need help with carrying the centerpiece inside. I vastly misjudged the size and weight of it.

Also I feel like you aren’t a bot that feels the need to throw these type of things.. ruining days of work..

… all right…?

Great stuff, thank you very much Megatron!

[Opens a Cart with a gigantic energon cake inside, and pulls it out slightly]

You take the other side yeah?

I’m all polished and ready to walk down the aisle! Who else is ready?!

I am! You're Lookin' great ^~^

What if I told everyone that me and Knockout want another sparkling so what if we have two?!

Anotha one

It’s gonna happen 😏 we’re gonna have another one

Oh! When?

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

… you all seem to think that laughing at my misfortunes is a good idea….

Oh No, no. No, it’s just uuh… Um.

Why don’t we… head on inside, I’ll see what I can do with my brother of mine haha

You do that

Ah.. while you’re convienently here.. might I ask for your assistance in carrying something?

… do tell

I... kinda need help with carrying the centerpiece inside. I vastly misjudged the size and weight of it.

Also I feel like you aren't a bot that feels the need to throw these type of things.. ruining days of work..

What if I told everyone that me and Knockout want another sparkling so what if we have two?!

brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201

Aww another sparkling? Cute *<*

When cats do this:

reblog if you agree

yes

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The entire point to Rewind and Chromedome’s arc is that Rewind holds onto memories and has to learn to let go and Chromedome forgets memories and has to learn to hold on.

Archivist and mnemosurgeon.

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

… you all seem to think that laughing at my misfortunes is a good idea….

Oh No, no. No, it’s just uuh… Um.

Why don’t we… head on inside, I’ll see what I can do with my brother of mine haha

You do that

Ah.. while you're convienently here.. might I ask for your assistance in carrying something?

While you all are antagonizing my groom, I’m going to go get my armor polished to get ready to walk down the aisle!

Yeah you go that😂😅

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

… you all seem to think that laughing at my misfortunes is a good idea….

Oh No, no. No, it’s just uuh… Um.

Why don’t we… head on inside, I’ll see what I can do with my brother of mine haha

You do that

Aheh.

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

… you all seem to think that laughing at my misfortunes is a good idea….

#Sooner Or later I'm a dead bot walking

Oh No, no. No, it's just uuh... Um.

Why don't we... head on inside, I'll see what I can do with my brother of mine haha

I’m ready to get married again and I’m super excited!!

Congratulations (again) to this day! Hopefully it’ll be a good eventfull day ^~^

Thank you Uncle!

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human… pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

… “cinnamon roll”…

[[Face plate zooms closed as Anon fiercly tries to stiffle his laughter]]

#Oh Primus..

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

I’m terribly sorry for anything that’ll pop up in the future from now on, I’m afraid it’s inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so..“

*Awkward shrug*

Something I’ll have to get used to. Your brother is already referring to me as a human pastry… *Narrows optics*

Human... pastry? *trying to figure out what*

Uuh,, what.. exactly does he referr you as?

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?

Oh I’m not secluding just you, you and the other tormentors of this fam Primus what is up with ya’ll.

I certainly know I have no say in this but,

Seriously?

I am asking the same question… Anon.

#Also Anon feels quite respected since he always expects others to use his 'given' name instead of the one he chose

I'm terribly sorry for anything that'll pop up in the future from now on, I'm afraid it's inevitable.. buut at least you got Snowy so.."

*Awkward shrug*

ipoetried

listen to yourself and watch your language. instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”. instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”. instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”. good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

@snow-in-the-breeze my dearest…

I have returned.

oh look, it’s a future brother-in-law

… WHAT?!

Snowy’s my sister now

And you’re going to be my dad at my wedding

Excuse me WHAT? Anyone care to explain where all of you came from and… What in the pits of Kaon is happening here?!

*standing there with popcorn*

While you were gone I uh.. I kinda got adopted into a family. Surprise?

Hallo again

… And where are the rest of you…? Surely you are not the only one

I’m also getting married and Snowy is my sis too (:

I am Wheeljacks brother, Uncle to Snowy and of course the rest. ^-^

A…. pleasure to finally meet you, Megatron.

… at least you’re not a wrecker *narrows optics at Wheeljack*

i am offended

Excuse me what’s wrong about being a wrecker? ÖxÖ

We have a history… One which I thought you’d be aware of

*doesn’t know what to say so just makes a digital deflated noise* Well yeah but shouldn’t we try to get along in the now? You’re kinda gonna be a part of this fam so…

I haven’t been given much of a choice now have I…?