Cookin Something up

What can I get for you?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

get star-tomato'ed

AWW ITS SO

OW ITS IN MY EYES

[official-anime-demon]

I want to eat that

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Be my guest

[official-anime-demon]

Mmmmmmm it was so good. I’m glowing with starlight too!!! This is so cool! I do need some cherry blossom tea now though. Do you know where I can get some?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Idk on a cherry blossom tree?

[official-anime-demon]

Well I guess I’ll just make it myself. I was hoping I could have someone else make it at a cafe but it’s alright.

[sacabambaspis-offical]

You should ask @waiter-offical or @coffee-shop-offical then maybe they have it

[waiter-offical]

Waiter can check with chef? We probably have something that works…

[chef-offical]

I think we do have some in our stalk, do you want me to get that ready for you?

[waiter-offical]

You who watch and know and understand none. You who listen and hear and will not comprehend. You who wait and wait and drink in all that is not yours by right. Come to us in us in your wholeness. Come to us in your perfection. Bring all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is the awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and dies. Come to us. I open the door.

…? What?

[chef-offical]

is this a cult??

[waiter-offical]

Sooo...did the chef say I could have thise souls of the innocent...? Im starving over here :3

Chef said no,,, sorry,,

[chef-offical]

chef usually does not offer human body parts,,,

[waiter-offical]

Hehehaha ahehea aaheha hah hahaaehaheehe heha hahahehaeheheha hehaahehhehah

[chef-offical]

is waiter ok?

[waiter-offical]

umm, waiter... where's my cheque? it's been a while since i asked for it... I'm still gonna tip tho, don't worry

Chef ate it :C

[chef-offical]

don't expose me like this...

[waiter-offical]

1 chicken nugget and a litre of blood please! :3

,,I can check with chef about the blood,,,

[chef-offical]

I suppose it depends what type of blood...?

[waiter-offical]

i’ll actually kiss you if you bring me some chicken alfredo

You’ll what the waiter.?

Uhm. Waiter will get that dish ready for you,,

[chef-offical]

What did chef just hear ??

[waiter-offical]

Nothing!!! Waiter is handling things,,

[chef-offical]

Chef just read back at orders . chef is baffled

[waiter-offical]

i’ll actually kiss you if you bring me some chicken alfredo

You’ll what the waiter.?

Uhm. Waiter will get that dish ready for you,,

[chef-offical]

What did chef just hear ??

[waiter-offical]

Today’s Menu: Waiter’s Special

~The Pinned Post~

“Evening! I’m Waiter Offical. I’ll be your host for your table. What can I get you today?”

Order Notes:

Waiter talks in third person when talking about himself.

Waiter just wants the 5 stars please be nice to him :(

Waiter’s Pronouns: He/Him but any work as long as you leave 5 stars for the name Josh

Waiter’s Sexuality: Litter personal, don’t you think?

Waiter’s Name: Josh, but you can just call for “Waiter” and I’ll be there!

Waiter’s Restaurant Name: White Void. For the experience, picture it as whatever you would find most appealing…

Table Members (Tags):

@satan-offical @man-offical @7-eleven-offical @no-one-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @coffee--spill @artificially-generated-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @jd-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @your-local-transgenber-menace @spotify-offical

[artificially-generated-offical]

Water, then some more water- now let me think…. How about-

more water? Anyway that’s it for me, toodles

[chef-offical]

oh wow you really want water

[waiter-offical]

HONK

@horrible-goose-offical

Oh..? Hello there, are you here for a table?

[chef-offical]

Does management allow animals in here..?

[waiter-offical]

17 Magical pepperspray please

17… what? I mean, alright I’ll see if Chef can make that…

[chef-offical]

what- chef can try? I mean, we serve everything so I suppose?

[waiter-offical]

Hello, waiter. I was wondering what days you work on, and your working hours on those days.

-@mao-the-dong-offical

Hm. Waiter works all days, every days!

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Do you have an employer or are you independent?

[waiter-offical]

Waiter works with the chef. Chef is very nice

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Does the Chef force you to work so long?

[waiter-offical]

Nope! Waiter just likes working extra hours. Makes Chef happy

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Well that is nice. Could I have some tomato soup?

[waiter-offical]

Yes, we can do that for you. It will be a little while though, patience is appreciated!

[chef-offical]

chef has tried to get waiter to work less, waiter continues to insist. I do try to pay well though

[waiter-offical]

3 cents an hour is not well pay…

[chef-offical]

shhhh

[waiter-offical]

Hello, waiter. I was wondering what days you work on, and your working hours on those days.

-@mao-the-dong-offical

Hm. Waiter works all days, every days!

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Do you have an employer or are you independent?

[waiter-offical]

Waiter works with the chef. Chef is very nice

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Does the Chef force you to work so long?

[waiter-offical]

Nope! Waiter just likes working extra hours. Makes Chef happy

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Well that is nice. Could I have some tomato soup?

[waiter-offical]

Yes, we can do that for you. It will be a little while though, patience is appreciated!

[chef-offical]

chef has tried to get waiter to work less, waiter continues to insist. I do try to pay well though

[chef-offical]

Preparing something great…

Hello it is the chef.

I am the one who prepares your meals. I hope you enjoy my cooking, I put my heart and soul into each platter.

[waiter-offical]

Chef! 😁😁

[chef-offical]

hello waiter!!

[chef-offical]

Preparing something great…

Hello it is the chef.

I am the one who prepares your meals. I hope you enjoy my cooking, I put my heart and soul into each platter.

Specialty Dishes

chef uses a mix between first and third, it is randomised.

Reference: he/him for chef! Also I can be called Leo :)

Sexuality: chef hasn’t really looked into it?

restaurant: I cook for The white Void.

Members

@waiter-offical [mod note: no clue who else this is my first offical blog lol]