Chef Satan

What in the fresh hell

[chefsatan]

I do offer baking tips

[satan-offical]

I wonder if the Actual Devil™ in like the bible and stuff approves of me using their image or if I'm gonna go to hell for this

[chefsatan]

It’s okay, we’ll throw a rave if that happens

[satan-offical]

For my 17th birthday I'm going to have the Chainsaw Man cake. Yes. That cake.

[chefsatan]

I want to make it

There’s no tricks or schemes

[chefsatan]

Who wants a cookie? It’s an experimental recipe

[chefsatan]

Just placed some chocolate chip cookies outside the gate of hell

[chefsatan]

@satan-offical learn

[chefsatan]

We’re having cinnamon rolls. Please drop by, getting stuck in hell is only a minor possibility

[satan-offical]

red velvet cake is not just chocolate cake with red dye. it's red because it's made of the blood of people who say that. now grow up or you're next

[bubble-official]

It’s also made with buttermilk

[do-not-u-dare]

#10k to me #posts you’d expect to see on pinterest

[satan-offical]

Why

[chefsatan]

I was summoned because someone had baking questions

[chefsatan]

Why are both satans english? What’s happening.

[satan-offical]

I'm up at 8:40AM instead of 11:55AM what is wrong with the world

[chefsatan]

Welcome to Super Hell, mate

[chefsatan]

My hand’s finally healed. Soon, the world shall face my wrath. But i need to make cinnamon rolls first

[satan-offical]

hey I'm gonna ragebait you so uhm.. act mad

grrr, I think that uhm...oranges are better than apples...yeah.

[chefsatan]

Fucker.

[satan-offical]

In primary school we used to do forest school where we would go to a forest and... Learn in a forest BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT I SWEAR

And on the way we went through like a farm with all the electrical wiring and me and the other students would dare each other to touch the wiring

And once I WAS dared to touch it, and when I did I realised it was turned off. But that's boring so I pretended I was electrocuted and screamed and stuff

They all got scared and I was proud of myself

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

you truly are satan incarnate

also i had forest school too lmao. where i learned to roast marshmallows

[satan-offical]

Oh sweet! They sent us into the forest in groups with nothing but a trail of flour and told us to find our way back to the main area

[chefsatan]

Oh sorry, i’ve been picking up that flour. Guess you’re lost forever. Bye~

[satan-offical]

Your favourite colour is red 🤨😐?How boring 🥱🫤 MY favourite colour is the lilac flame produced when potassium reacts with H2O 🤓☝️

[chefsatan]

There’s A LOT of colours that you can get when certain chemicals react with each other. Did you also know that certain alcohols can protect surfaces from flames? That’s why i keep lighting surfaces on fire without them burning my things down…

[laciffo-satan]

Satans, please come over for roll call. (Siblings of @satan-offical )

@laciffo-natas

@unsatan-offical

@satan-officai

@offical-natas

@laciffo-satan

@natas-offical

@natas-laciffo

@satan-offfical

@satan-offlcal

@satan-of-utah-offical

@satan-of-louisiana-offical

@satan-laffico

@satan-official-account

@the-satananananan-offical

@super-satan-offical

@chefsatan

[chefsatan]

Who dares summon me from the kitchen

[laciffo-satan]

Amy I request for you to join our family tree?

[chefsatan]

Okay

I’ll make biscuits for the occasion

[laciffo-satan]

Satans, please come over for roll call. (Siblings of @satan-offical )

@laciffo-natas

@unsatan-offical

@satan-officai

@offical-natas

@laciffo-satan

@natas-offical

@natas-laciffo

@satan-offfical

@satan-offlcal

@satan-of-utah-offical

@satan-of-louisiana-offical

@satan-laffico

@satan-official-account

@the-satananananan-offical

@super-satan-offical

@chefsatan

[chefsatan]

Who dares summon me from the kitchen

[catgirl-kaiju]

no one is anywhere anymore

[catgirl-kaiju]

which could mean nothing

[goldenbunny30]

@no-one-offical hey look lol

[no-one-offical]

WHO WANTS NUTELLA ON PINEAPPLE PIZZA

[chefsatan]

Fucking do it. I dare you.

[no-one-offical]

I already did

[chefsatan]

Guess who just got a ticket to Super Hell

[no-one-offical]

I've already been to Super Hell, and I ate the tables, the chairs, the floors and the spaghetti

[chefsatan]

You’re staying there next time