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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

America: Well sure why not?

Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

America: Whatever you want!

Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

America: Okay, sounds like fun!

Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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you know how there are some people that when you look at them you like seeing them so much that you just want to keep looking and drink up everything you see and it seems like you could look at the contour of their spine forever…and they’re beautiful and lovely and you want to kiss them on the head