aint hominen edward elric's dad

honestly mostly memes

[cyelatm]

[triviallytrue]

[chelonium]

i made a newsletter

https://thegrackle.substack.com/

follow it if you miss me

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[notbecauseofvictories]

Listen, I hear what you’re saying, but Young Sam being the deadly combo of his mother’s powerful Ladies Who Organize tendencies, and his father’s stubborn anti-authority pragmatism makes him an ideal community organizer. He’s cheerful and unflagging and drinks coffee at a rate that would impress even Maladict; he has a dartsboard in his office with an iconograph of Lord Downey II pinned to it, and when asked his response is invariably a chilly, “he knows what he did.” 

When you look deeply in his eyes you can see the abyss looking back. 

(It wants to know if you’ve signed that petition yet.)

[rob-anybody]

#………look mostly I want a discworld novel about young vimes grappling with his own kind of guarding dark  #a guarding dark that protects against a more slippery kind of dark; a waiting dark  #cool and patient and careless; as in it doesn’t care about the blood or the death or the cost—it only seeks to further its own darkness  #the kind of darkness that lingers in locked bank vaults and unsafe mines and private clubs; places where the darkness is a feature  #rather than something to be guarded against  #yes exactly I want sam vimes the second Kicks Off The Labor Movement  #the Vimes Boots Theory of Wealth Inequality deserves nothing less  #also I couldn’t figure out how to turn it into a joke  #but the reason you can’t call it “grassroots” politics is because there isn’t any grass in ankh-morpork  #“cobblestone level” politics is the closest they get (via @notbecauseofvictories)

[doghokage]

that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

the WHAT post

[doghokage]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

[archiemcphee]

Some might says that Brazilian artist Heloisa is really bad at drawing cats, but when you compare her source photos to her drawings, it’s clear that she’s really quite skilled. She uses her pen to capture the purrfect essence of each cat she draws, including this unsettling feline photo glitch:

Follow Heloisa’s Poorly Drawn Cats on Twitter for many more imcompurrable reproductions of other people’s cat photos.

[via Bored Panda]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[crazydiamonds]

[newtkins]

“gay villains are a dangerous trope”

[honted]

society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall

[larpsandtherealgirl]

good post OP

[exac]

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[markv5]

Роковая женщина…

[karin-miyoshi]

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[misterjakes]

[fozmeadows]

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

[asweetjessture]

game of thrones

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

[nicollekidman]

lizzie moss handing that golden globe directly to david miscavige who melts it down into a special gold toilet bowl for tom cruise 

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

not that i’m bored or anything but when are tommy wiseau and tonya harding gonna come out together and start hurling empty champagne bottles into the audience blindly