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• Late 30s • she/her • USA PST/GMT -8 • Couldn't fix the other account. So I made another :/ •

[chelseamomo9]

“I hope you guys are okay <3 I know how it feels”

“You won’t be alone your whole life”

“and even if you are, that’s fine !”

“I really hope our company is helping <3”

“feel free to send all the love you have in the chat”

“im sending yall all my love too <33”

[yunihong]

A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

[dailyslmccl]

[#199] after nearly two months it is finally done. may i present: an animatic about slimecicle and his very normal daughter

🎵: '...well, better than the alternative' by Will Wood

[bzlgrmpf]

Code!Pomme

[chelseamomo9]

This is so cool!

[jotaemy]

Opps!

[dragggd]

Don't worry guys, the eggs hatched and they're all living happily ever after nothing bad happened and everything is fine :))))) (coping)

Seriously though, god bless the egg admins and thank you for all the giggles and laughs :)

[tunakitchen]

not sure if this is a controversial opinion or not but god i wish they would open source the qsmp translation mod. im sure the code looks insane, because modding something like that into minecraft could not have been easy and probably looks like spaghetti code. and obviously whoever downloads the mod would have to cover the costs of google translate api (or whichever api they end up using). and theres just a lot involved and the user has to provide a lot of resources to run it, but im certain that somewhere out there can make use of it. the qsmp translator is still one of the most impressive technical feats on the server. we take it for granted. outside of translation, the live transcript of voice chat is also really helpful. running the qsmp translation mod on a server long term is very expensive because of api costs, but im sure that it could be useful for some people for short term events. and you know what if someone can afford the api costs long term that would be awesome too

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: I could take like– Put the whale, put the whale, I'm going to like, fist it, take the aggro–

Phil: Pftt.

Etoiles: –and look.

[...]

Etoiles: No, I– I'm not an English-speaker! When I'm saying "fist" it's like, doing one hit! I'm not an English-speaker, don't–

Phil: I knew what you were talking about, it's fine.

Etoiles: Oh, no no – I'm talking to the sht voices in my head. 🙄

Phil: [Laughs] Are they like "HUH??? WHAT????"

Etoiles: They're all like "Fisting???"

[ahalliance]

one thing that’ll always sadden me about qsmp lore wise is that we never got to see all the qfrench bombshell revelations take place . all their conflicting views coming to a final head . the number of conversations étoiles “fuck the federation”, baghera “i used to hate them but it’s all so much more grey now” and antoine “the federation are my friends” left taper off bc there was that unspoken undercurrent of ‘ermmm let’s just move past this and not get into it’ well what if they HAD gotten into it . what if the others finally found out about qbagz past as a fed experiment, and her fear of them blaming her for the plane crash . qayp/ayrobot’s whole fucking deal, that he’d been watched by the feds for years before getting taken . qantoine literally aiding the federation in their plans and experiments . what if huh

[atthebell]

gonna just nonstop qsmp post for the rest of time wallowing is making me feel like shit and clearly no one else has moved on either

[ama-a93]

mama's boy

[croudjay]

chayanne 👨🏻‍🍳

potentially making more egg art soon

[scheepstep]

Something about ae/cPhil being the more violent one between him and ae/cTechno, where Phil is always down for destruction while Techno has to sometimes pull him back

Something about Phil 'retiring' after Techno leaves for his Eternal God Hunting Mission, where the urge and need to be destructive just... fades away with the mortal body that was his best friend

Something about qEtoiles and Phil meeting for the first time, sparking that feeling in Phil's chest again, but not quite setting the flame fully

Something about Etoiles being someone that Phil was destined to meet. Destined to befriend. As if...

He were sent by Someone to make sure Phil is okay

[adreamoverlife]

Crazy how qsmp showed us some of the worst Minecraft players of all time. Just complete nonsense. An absolute masterclass of no thoughts just vibes. Charlie Slimecicle doesn’t know how to make a backpack. Missa ate soap in an attempt at rp. I once saw Kameto try to make a boat by putting wood in a chest plate shape over and over and he genuinely looked like he was about to cry. Whatever’s wrong with Antoine. Truly nothing like it.

[arcalt]

I KEEP FORGETTING FOFOCA ISNT IN PEOPLES DICTIONARIES. OH MY GOD.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.

[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]

Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: I'd just lurk in his stream chat, and he'd mention like "Oh yeah, Technoblade–" blah blah blah, and I'd be like [Leans into the mic] "Hello." And he'd be like "HEH?!?!"

Phil: "Hi mate."

Technoblade: You thought you could say my name without me being there?

Phil: "I'm always watching, mate."

Technoblade: [Laughs]