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hey. hola. this is my streamer blog. usually qsmp streamers. ✌️ more info about me under the readmore 👇

#my posts #my art #my fics #about the little guys at the end of the pinnned.#i drew them but its just over the original sad soggy guy. theyre barely mine. you can steal them i dont care♥️#i think someone has a pfp of the bagi one out there. free for all

tunakitchen

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

#prev click the date on the post to see the original post ^_^ i edited it. smiles beatifically at you

tunacocina

everytime i post on tunakitchen i lose 1 follower and when i dont post on tunakitchen i passively gain followers. You guys love me for my nothing

#^fondly

tunakitchen

tunakitchen update: got obsessed with XG

tunakitchen

!!!!!!!!!

#i like live performance videos but the music video for this one is good too. OK bye again #my posts #Youtube

tunakitchen update: got obsessed with XG

#COCONAAA 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️COCONAAAAAAA!!! ❤️❤️#Anyway. Bye again #my posts

celfish

our leading researchers have discovered a type of "tumblr accelerationist" that may or may not exist on the staff team

#^my parting shitpost before i go back to disappearing in everywhere besides feedback avenues

you are all so sweetiepies 🫂

#Ok i will probably disappear again. My warriors.... Go vaguepost about that minecraft server in my name .....#my posts

basically if you didn't see my last tags: i've been logged out of everything ever because i got myself into an awful headspace that sucked bad and i needed to try and address it without social media in my ear. that fic that i didn't post was a mild catalyst because i realized i was so damn anxious about posting it, and that never happens to me. so basically i just decided to disappear until i feel chill again. sorry if i stressed or disappointed anyone... thank you for your patience ^_^

importantly, feeling "chill again" has not happened yet and i WILL be gone for a while longer i think, but i am working on it. + i had to deal with a personal medical matter but like who caresss Lets talk about yuri 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#this is not ao3 authors curse. unfortunately this IS a cycle for me of many many years. usually i do just delete my accounts.#but. you all deserve better than that 😭 i will come back... and i will come back feeling better ^_^ much love...#my posts

i am going to keep it completely real with you all. i had my inexplicable urge to purge my online presence and delete all my accounts months ago ^_^ this happens every other year, but this time i just logged off of everything ever and tried to, like... chill out. it was honestly working. it has been months. but i have to come back now to say: WHY ARE WE BACK IN THE SCARY LABYRINTH ???

#i felt bad for leaving you all with no fic but then i realized that i was like. in the middle of a months long breakdown...#the fic was a really mild catalyst because i started getting anxiety about posting my writing which. never happens???#So. I really had to get out of here. sorry about not posting the fic but i fear the alternative was going scorched earth on everything.#which. I need to stop doing. sorry but not really. i did not realize how in my head i was getting about it until i logged out. Anywayyy #i also had a big medical issue appear for me but i reallyy do not want to get into it. but it was a factor 😭#i do not think i am ready to fully come back yet. i will probably be gone for a little while longer until i feel ready.#my status could be better right now. so! i will take my time... thank you for your patience everybody ^_^#that was a really long personal tangent but in my defense i was gone for a WHILE. for me.#anyway. no mental or physical health crisis in the world could stop me from hearing about this news and posting about it #my posts

can we see a picture of the little guy you’re catsitting?

of course... zoomed in little guy (sleeping)

#^_^#asks #my posts

coming back here so i can balance out my stressed announcement with a niceys announcement: the cat that i am catsitting likes to sit on top of my head (not on my face) when i sleep, which is cute

#my posts #Ok back to hell ♥️Yay

tunakitchen

Hi. Guys! ^_^ My designated driver got into a car crash. In my car. While i was in it. Which is really awesomesauce especially while experiencing the hangover of the decade. But thats OK [Smiles at you nicely] IM GOING TO LOSE IT [Smiles at you normal] So I have Been Busy in the past ,.24 hours? I dont know I dont know anything at all. I will be back with everything sorted and my qbagina fic posted. Sorry for the wait HAPPY NEW YEAR[early] Oh also im catsitting now? Never go to a college student christmas party EVERYTHING IS FUCKED FOREVERRR!!! Its Ok though. You should have tasted my amaretto sours Im good at making them apparently

tunakitchen

Also somehow despite having to deal with insurance hell, not posting this qbagina fic is somehow still the most stressful thing in my life right now. pacing around while placed on hold thinking to myself I NEED TO FEED THE TUNAKITCHENLINGS... I CANT LEAVE THEM LIKE THIS... So Seriously dont worry you will get this fic when im not genuinely reaching like. My threshold for stress.

#my post #when i reach maximum stess levels i get the sudden urge to nuke all my online presence everywhere WHICH I WILL NOT DO.#i also ghost all my friends when i get stressed. WHICH I WILL NOT DO. but i need a second. To deal with this without even looking at tumblr #Or ao3 either . If i go on ao3 right now i will read some 400k multichapter to cheer myself up But i really dont have that kind of time .#I need to lock in. FUCK !!!!!

Hi. Guys! ^_^ My designated driver got into a car crash. In my car. While i was in it. Which is really awesomesauce especially while experiencing the hangover of the decade. But thats OK [Smiles at you nicely] IM GOING TO LOSE IT [Smiles at you normal] So I have Been Busy in the past ,.24 hours? I dont know I dont know anything at all. I will be back with everything sorted and my qbagina fic posted. Sorry for the wait HAPPY NEW YEAR[early] Oh also im catsitting now? Never go to a college student christmas party EVERYTHING IS FUCKED FOREVERRR!!! Its Ok though. You should have tasted my amaretto sours Im good at making them apparently

#my post #Blast my stupid baja life

tunakitchen

i miss writing bagina... Ok everyone i have spoilers for christmas. You guys are getting honeymoon followup to my wedding fic. no gift receipt either. you have to keep it forever. See you all on christmas 🚶

tunakitchen

Also if i'm late you all have to kill me and beat me with sticks and pebbles and rocks and boulders and stones and

tunakitchen

WAIT ! is the day after christmas OK... I just made plans and i kind of sort of dont want to whip out my phone to post to ao3 mid-christmas-hangout. Hope that is ok. If you guys are lucky it will be posted at midnight on christmas. orrr i will get wasted and it will get posted once i recover from my hangover But anyway. You are getting the fic within a day of christmas

#Regardless of whether it is ok or not. It is going to be posted the day after christmas.#But i thought i would ask anyway... the illusion of choice #my posts

littleeggrock

hey guys... I know this blog has been dead for a while... But I've been getting really into this new vtuber... She's pretty cool... She likes watching YouTube... And hyperfixtates really badly... And loves birds...

littleeggrock

she loves chikawa and Hatsune miku... She seems so interesting I wonder who she is...

#ohh.. OHHHH... AWESOME!!#Followers. You might like this vtuber i think . I just have this strange unexplainable feeling. Who can say really . Who knows #What an awesome model too...

bubblegum-gf

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

Guys i love ironmouse

#my posts

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