[bloodenjoyer]

Egregious Malicious Atrocious Insidious Loathesome

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[aidashakur]

[bebx]

[chemfatale]

The other day I got so high I forgot how to swallow and thought I was going to choke on my tongue.  Nothing else mattered, and it was glorious.

[left-reminders]

[armedjoy]

[atheistforhumanity]

[shleepy-girl]

“Capitalism breeds mass production, innovation is rare and immediately copied/exploited.”

There I fixed the quote.

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[chemfatale]

Cashier: can't scan a broken barcode on a product

Millennial: oh no shall I get a new one??

baby boomer: I guess it's free ha ha ha!!!!

[chemfatale]

me at 11pm: does it really matter if i go to bed now? will an extra hour or two really make a difference? im tired all the time anyway...

me at 6am: i would literally sell my soul for another 5 minutes of sleep

[linderlost]

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

[jcgreen72]

Confirmed

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 062

Opening the fridge then closing it and walking away

[kuvaton]

[robothousecomix]

Look at your ancesters

[spiffyblargh]

we’ve come so far…

[citrinewarrior]

I wonder how many floppy disks it would take to contain breath of the wild

[viktormayrin]

A 3.5″ floppy disk contains 1.44 Megabyte(MB) of data, and there are 1024MB in a single Gigabyte(GB). Breath of the Wild is 13.4GB (or 13,721.6MB), so it would take roughly 9,528 floppy disks to to store Breath of the Wild.

[thegamerinallofus]

the more you know 🌈

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I’m gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[martyrsuggestion]

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

[dlubes]

which Halsey song is this