Chemistry Jokes

"Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?"

[thosefunnyones]

[lol-post]

[mccdi09-blog]

Plug It On The Window

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

[zohbugg]

[glacecakes]

I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward “future” thing

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming

[i-have-no-idea-what-to-say-deac]

This is a solar bear

[bravelittlepixel]

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?

[markscherz]

Menthol, a chemical found in mint leaves, activates the same ion-channel protein in your nerves as a drop in temperature, causing the same sensation.

[loserfuck]

Nerd.

[tittily]

mars: i’m wet

earth: i’m coming over

[satorugojjo]

Minimalist posters of the Solar System in “Beyond Earth”, a personal project by Montreal-based graphic designer Stephen Di Donato.

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[awesomevines]

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why this happen

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Labels are very important in science experiments.  Because the bottle is labeled “woosh bottle,” it must go woosh.  

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

thank u for this science, friend

[todaaloo]

science? more like satan

[blacque]

bioshock infinite is about to become reality

[astahfrith]

#nO BUT#WE TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ASTROBIO#BASICALLY VENUS’S ATMO IS LIVEAble#oxygen nitrogen some noble gases the whole shebang#and the only problem is the shITTON OF SULFURIC ACID COMING DOWN AS RAIN ALWAYS#and if you could create something secure and stable above the cloud layer but within the atmosphere#you could literally have people on venus without exosuits#and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit then geT OUTTA MY FACE#SPAAAAAACE

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THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD

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college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

[coluring]

how does NASA organise a birthday party? they PLANET

[catceleste]

the planets are out there in space. right now. raining glass and having hexagon shaped storms. exciting. 

[spikethesass-slayer]

Do you think aliens know about us and are like “there’s a planet that rains a weird liquid substance and it’s covered in that substance. Exciting.”

[catceleste]

if aliens are copying my text posts, i swear to god i will call my lawyer

[hksai]

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quiz

[thealgerian]

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

[realcleverscience]

Oysters really help filter our open waters. Sadly, their mortality rate is going up bc of ocean acidification which makes it harder for them to form their shells (see more about it here). Which means fewer oysters for eating and grosser waters in general. Again, this is already happening.

But let’s keep acting like climate change isn’t a thing. -sigh-

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I went and helped with this oyster restoration project where we like zip tied shells to these meshes and they put them in the water for oysters to attach to

[bloomflowersbloom]

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Me

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