[stunningpicture]

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

[floatinginaseaofstars]

[sinistersaz]

[lubricates]

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

[theinturnetexplorer]

Love knows no console.

[thelunarboy]

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

[thehawkeyeninja]

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

[garlicknotz-deactivated20151118]

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

[annoyingemobitch-deactivated201]

me as a teacher

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred right in the bud as a parent.

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

[domingodun-deactivated20160402]

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

[sendthebees]

you soggy lamp

[drunktrash]

US Politics

[supahighposts]

[whatyouloves]

[jolinxo]

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

😂😂😂

[fassbenders]

[artemispotter]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

[valyrfia]

IT’S THE FAMOUS POST SEEN ONLY IN SCREENCAPS

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[sandandglass]

[dewogong-blog]

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

[bauske]

holy crap Adventure Time

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[loesr]

[estrolatte]

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

[spongebob-daily]

[bardnuts]

this episode was so stressful